So, I was gonna do a grand out of the world joke, when I thought...hmm. "Maybe, just maybe I should tell embarrassing stories of myself...so here are some of the most embarrassing stories of my life. Now here are some rules:
1: If you know me in real life, you must swer to never speak of these stories unless I want to talk about it.
2: If you're a 40 year old man sitting here wanting to read a teenage girl's life stories, then do me a favor: GET OUT.
3: Of you know you're not gonna follow the rules cuz you're a rebel, then just stay. (Revels would do the opposite.)
4: These things are very embarrassing. Bare with me, I've had a very awkward life.
So without further ado:
1. Graduation:- So my name gets called and I hug my fifth grade teacher and just walk down the aisle but I just had to, had to, trip over the stairs. So I trip and tumble over the stairs and land on my feet and hands like you know, how a dog sits.
My butt really hurt.
And some people clap, the others laugh, but my checks are redder than blood.
Talk about EMBARRASSING!
2: So me and my friends who I walk home with go to my friend's house and play on her trampoline. And so a few days ago, we played telephone. And as always, the words turn out well...pretty weird.
So I whisper: Battah bing! Battah boong! (Idk why...I'm weird)
And turns out to be: white stuff from your poop?!
Yup, we are a weird bunch of girls...
3: So me and my HUMAGO family go to this Thai place and they give us ice water in glasses. So being the clumsy git I am, I knock it down and the whole restaurant stares at me. And I was like 8 so I just started crying and it was just phhnjdhdbndjrhrbnemdn....
So these were my top three embarrassing moments!
What are yours? You don't HAVE to share it, but if you do leave it in the comments!
Now to the important questions:
•Should I continue?
•Should I continue here or on another sequel book?
YOU DECIDE! (ERoH voice)
