Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)

England Is a Cook (Not)

England: *wearing a super cool and well made Chef Outfit* Well Now, IciCake, we shall begin our Cooking.

@IciCake: YAY! But... what shall we cook?

England: *puts a Cooking book out* This *points at a cake*

@IciCake: Sweeeet!

England: it is *took a bowl and a whisk* First, we add the egg yolk that is separated by the white

@IciCake: um... isn't that... egg white?

England: Nonsense! An Egg is an Egg!!! *put the egg white at the bowl* Then we'll add flour--

@IciCake: but that's sugar your holding

England: Yes, it is love, but because I want my cake sweet like me

Audience;  *awed*

England: I'm adding sugar instead of flour

@IciCake: --"

England: and then milk-

@IciCake: that's yogurt....

England: Bloody Not!

@IciCake: it is! Just look at the label!

England: *looks at the label* IT IS YOGURT! *gasped*

@IciCake: I TOLD YOU SO!

England: *points down at the label* AND IT'S SAID IT'S MADE OF A 100% MILK! SO THIS IS USABLE IN OUR CAKE MIXING! *puts yogurt in the Cake mix*

@IciCake: *Facepalm* do whatever you want

England: I will, thank you love *and took whisk and mix the mixtures* then we'll mix it

@IciCake: he forgot the baking soda and pretty a lot more

England: and we'll put it on a Cake container *puts the mixture in the cake container and put it on the oven* and whala!

@IciCake: uh.... why did you set the heat into 500.50º degree celsius

England: because the sooner the cake is bake, the sooner we eat love---

With a blink of an eye, the kitchen was on fire

England: *miraculously survived fire* Well that was unexpected....

@IciCake: *has a fire extinguishers in her hands* YOUR GETTING US KILLED!

England: BLOODY DID NOT!

@IciCake: *crying*

England: oh no! Fine ;A; I ADMIT I DONT COOK AND I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO BAKE!

France: *came out of nowhere*

*and singing the song 'I told You So

I TOLD YOU SOOOOO!!!

OH! I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOO!!!

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@IciCake IM SORRY ;-;