Octavian has updated his status
Ok! Ok! So you people dont scream when you see me anymore!! Does that mean we're friends?
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Percy Jackson: no, it does not.
Annabeth Chase: you know that moment of terror, where you cant make a noise no matter how hard you try?
Octavian: yeah.
Annabeth Chase: well thats kind of what happens to us when we see your face.
Jason Grace: yeah. You should start wearing a mask.
Leo Valdez: just anything to cover that up.
Octavian: you people are douchebags.
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Octavian: here he is...
Octavian: *pulls wire*
Percy Jackson: *casually steps over wire*. Ur gonna have to do better than that bud.
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Octavian: stupid Minerva girl....
Uh its Ath-
Octavian: IDONTCARE.
...pfft. Rude much?
Octavian: *puts spider in her bed and watches through the window*
Annabeth Chase: -yeah ok so right here.
Piper McLean: ha, thanks. Im kind of struggling in this.
Annabeth Chase: no prob.
Piper McLean: oops! A spider! Lemme get rid of that. *flicks spider out the window*
Octavian: GAAAH!!!!! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!!! *falls into lake*
Annabeth Chase: well that was random.
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Octavian: ohh... I bet he hates this colour... *tugs rope a little more*
Nico di Angelo: *walks by*
Octavian: *lets go of rope*
Nico di Angelo: *stays unharmed*
Octavian: hey! *steps out and looks up at bucket*. Why isnt it fa-
Octavian: *bucket falls*
*octavian is now covered in pink paint*
Nico di Angelo: cheese! *snaps picture*
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Percy Jackson has updated his status
Octy, what were you doing this week? Some campers claimed to see you lurking around and popping up in random places giggling like crazy. We actually thought we needed to take to you a mental hospital.
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Octavian: pfft! What are you talking about?! I was certainly not lurking in the shadows and stalking you to play a prank that would mean your death....
Nico di Angelo: pink paint wouldnt kill me
Octavian: you would die of embarrassment!!
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Did you really call that 'revenge'? Did you not read the title?
Octavian: well they're hard to prank.
No! No they're not! Here, lemme show you how's its done. Simple.
*snaps fingers* EDIT. EDIT.
*octavian appears in front of both camps in a fluffy pink dress*
Octavian: WHA!?! WHATS THIS FOR!!!?
One, i personally dont like you. You're really dumb for thinking i did. Two, revenge for letting a spider loose. I HATE spiders. And you know that.
Octavian: but that was piper!!
You're the one who brought a spider in here in the first place. *says in my Dark Lord voice [for people that know me personally, the weird gruff voice i keep doing at school]* SUFFER MY WRATH.
*camps start laughing at Octy*
MWAHAHAHAAHAHAH- *starts choking*. Yeahh..... Im not used to doing that voice anymore... I always end up coughing... Boy this is awkward....
-Pysch out!
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