“i told you i could get an std.”
“i didn’t think ‘fucking felines’ could get std’s. i’m sorry.”
“can’t you just be more cautious?”
“yes, yes. i will. i’ll be more cautious next time. when we make love.”
“wait, when we what?”
“i love you, you fucking feline.”
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i'd spend all nine lives with you, irw. + hem.
Fanfiction❝i can’t drink.” “and why’s that?” “i’m a fucking feline.”
