Dear Diary,
Today I borrowed some of Hidan's secret porn stash and laid it on Itachi's bed.
I'm avoiding stairs now, but I haven't seen Itachi around for a while.
Maybe he really was having fun with them.
Love, Deidara
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Deidara's Diary
FanfictionDeidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.
