My Favorite Songs <3

MiRaCles (..another...gentleman parody)

I don't wanna know how Faygo gets all hissy

I don't wanna know how Karkat gets so pissy

I don't wanna know how---(KARKAT: HOW YOU'RE SUCH AN IGNORANT SHITSPONGE?!)

I don't wanna know how motherfuckin' magnets work!

So slam a FAYGO!

These beats are gonna make you wanna wiggle

Slam FAYGO!

This laughsassin's gonna kill you with a giggle

Slam FAYGO!

Bake some slime pies and then watch those bitches jiggle

Slam FAYGO!

Damn Tav, you're so fuckin' sexy

(TAVROS: uHH,)

CHORUS: 

honk honk honk, honk ho~nk

honk honk honk, honk ho~nk

honk honk honk, honk ho~nk

MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs :o)

honk honk

honk honk

MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs :o)

honk honk

honk honk

MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs :o)

I don't wanna know how this wicked sweet elixir flows

I don't wanna know where did my fuckin' sea goat lusus go?

I don't wanna know how little wrigglers are born

I don't wanna know where I get my motherfuckin horns

TEREZI: 

Your words smell DE-LICIOUS!

Like a bottle of that grape flavored Faygo, DE-LICIOUS!

It's smelling, smelling good!

Bet it also tastes DELICIOUS! 

(Gamzee: I don't know what motherfuckin' color's what)

TEREZI: DE-LICIOUS! Damn, Gamz!

VRISKA: Terezi, shut the fuck up.

(chorus)

GAMZEE: Gonna make you sweat

EQUIUS: That makes me wet,

EQUIUS: I need a towel... HIGHBLOOD!

(x2)

Hoooooonk.... It's a motherfuckin' miracle.