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My sweet sleep was interrupted when I heard "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!" Yoongi's voice boomed

I opened my eyes slowly with a grain of pain. Ya gotta love hangovers

I. Was. Lying. On. Jimin.

It gets worse

His left arm was wrapped round me and his hand was on my ass cheek. 

Wait...





So my jumper had somehow risen up so the hem was at my stomach so he was touching my bare butt cos I forgot how small my pants were and I BLACKED OUT COS I WAS THAT DRUNK.

So Yoongi and the rest of the guys were standing in the doorway looking at the not innocent position we were in

Tae silently lifted his phone *click*

"GET AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS SISTER YOU TINY LITTLE CREEP."

I scrambled off him in a flash and stood in front of my fuming brother

"Oppa wait it's not what it looks like. We passed out last nigh cos we drank too much so we didn't DO ANYTHING." I explained hurriedly while Jin held him back.
"Yeah hyung and I respect Seoyeon. I wouldn't do something like that." Jimin replies from where he was hiding at the side of the bed.

"Shut up Jimin." Yoongi had calmed down a bit but he was still dangerous

Jeez why doesn't he trust Jimin?

"NAMJOON HYUNG JACKSON SAYS HIM AND THE GUYS ARE COMING OVER."
Jungkook screamed

"Shit. HIDE SEOYEON. THISE GUYS ARE HORNIER THAN A FRUSTRATED RABBIT." Jin replied

"Don't worry we'll protect her innocence from Bambam and Yugyeom." Tae did a weird superhero pose and signalled to Jungkook and Jimin

"Thanks I guess? Who are the guys?" I asked

*DING DONG* the doorbell went off repeatedly

"NAMJOON, BESTIE, HYUNG OPEN YHE DOOR FOR WANG WANG. WERE ALL HERE." A loud ass voice shouted

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Sorry it's short but I'm going to update strawberries again this week AND I'm going to update the generals wife too before Sunday
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Sorry it's short but I'm going to update strawberries again this week AND I'm going to update the generals wife too before Sunday-Authornim

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THIS MAN IS ILLEGAL

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THIS MAN IS ILLEGAL. I THINK IM PREGNANT

 I THINK IM PREGNANT

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MY OVARIES

HES SO BEAUTIFUL AAAAAAH

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HES SO BEAUTIFUL AAAAAAH

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