the virgin + the guide to happiness. / nct

and the guide to annoying friends

TEN and HENDERY'S RESIDENCE

[ FROM TEN'S PHONE; SNAPCHAT GROUPCHAT ]

you've just added taeyongie!, kim doyoung, kun-kun, woo 😁,
leave me alone, moon taeil, jaehyun, dumbass 🗿, markie

ME: hello ladies and genitals

KIM DOYOUNG:
??

LEAVE ME ALONE:
it's 3 in the morning
why are we here

WOO 😁:
wot is this ? :0

LEAVE ME ALONE:
nevermind i don't care

MOON TAEIL:
Yuta don't be rude

ME: ...i didn't expect y'all to be awake
n e ways, i suggested making a gc to my boyf about the camp so we can talk about any questions we have so here we are

KIM DOYOUNG:
oh i see. well, that was a
good idea but like yuta said,
its 3 in the morning. im going
to sleep.

ME: why is yuta so cranky

MOON TAEIL:
He's upset because sicheng
dumped him

LEAVE ME ALONE:
shur the fuck up he did
not DUMP me

KIM DOYOUNG:
watch the language, there
are children here.

ME: the youngest one is mark and he's not even awake so whoー

WOO 😁:
im baby

MOON TAEIL:
Correct
also, im going
to sleep

WOO 😁
me too. btw
lucas said hi 😀

ME:... yuta?

LEAVE ME ALONE:
no

JAEHYUN:
lmao you just got DAWGED

ME: bye

ten sighs as he locks his phone and places it on the dresser. he rolla over and falls right asleep. until he remembers he needs to clean up that goddamn milk.

LEE - SUH RESIDENCE

[ 1:35 PM ; FROM JOHNNY'S PHONE; SNAPCHAT GROUPCHAT ]

ME: i just woke up 😐

JAEHYUN:
you've literally slept
for half the day already
i---

ME: it's not my fault ten likes second rounds

TENNIE 💗:
omg shut up