Badger

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(Brian looks like me when I see a cockroach)

Group Name: Queen 👑
Group Members: Brian, Freddie, John, Roger
09:47 a.m.

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Roger: Help

Roger: There's a Raccoon under my bed

John: A WHAT?

Roger: Seriously I can't move

Roger: Please help

Brian: Is it really a Raccoon?

Roger: It looks like one

John: Oh god I'm coming Roggie don't kill the poor animal

Roger: STOP CALLING ME ROGGIE

Freddie: ..

Freddie: Good morning

Brian: How do you know is a raccoon?

Roger: Brian I know it's a raccoon I'm not a idiot

Brian: You once saw a fish and thought it was a baby shark

Roger: It was different

Roger: God, why is John taking so long?

John: I'm getting ready for whatever's under your bed

Roger: Oh ok

Freddie: If it is a cat can I stay with it?

Roger: Yeah sure

Brian: Roger please describe the raccoon

Roger: He has these cute little legs, and his face has these black things that goes from the tip of the muzzle to the rest of his black body

Roger: Oh wait he doesn't have a raccoon tail

Brian: ROGER THAT'S A BADGER

Roger: HOW WOULD I KNOW?

Brian: HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?

John: I'm coming

Roger: Yeah okay, but this time try to actually come

Freddie: I'm going there

Freddie: I need to see this scene

Roger: Can you bring me some snacks?

Freddie: No

John: Brian what do we do with the Badger?

Brian: Return them to the nature

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