Athena: hey hey, kids kids, KYLE!!!
*whole house goes silent*
Athena: honey can you be quiet for a minute, I'm just trying to do something.
Nichelle: *to the beat of 'I just can't wait to be king'* oh I just can't wait to beat your, ass
That's right bîtch.
Ella: Happy Birthday Jax!!!
Jax: I can't swim
Haylee: Luna look! It's the good kush!
Luna: this is the dollar store, how good can it be?
Haylee: everyone! Excuse my potty mouth, SHUT THE FÛCK UP!!
Kyle: *jumps out and scares Matthew*
Matt: *shrieks* staaap I could've dropped my CROISSANT!!!
Lynx: *slides down an icy path, with a blank expression* good evening
Kyle: what the fûck is up Lynx?! *step closer, waving his hand* No what did you say, what the fûck dude! Step the fûck up, Lynx!
Neko: Haylee ask me what kind of tree I have
Haylee: no
Neko: Haylee ask me what kind of tree I have, ask me what kind of tree I have
Haylee: n-
Neko: it's a Chris Pine!
Matthew: *making a pancake and picks up the pan to flip it*
Pan: *breaks completely in half and smashes onto the ground*
Kyle: I am the sand guardian! Guardian of the sand!
Ella: Poseidon quivers before him!!
Kyle: *to the ocean* fûck off!
Nichelle: Inu wake up!
Inu: 5 more minutes.
Nichelle: you've been in a coma for 2 years!
Inu: ... okay 2 more minutes
Haylee: *sneaking around with a sheet on, trying to scare people*
Ella: *swings a door open and hits Haylee in the face* what was that bang?
Haylee: *falls to the ground*
Alicia before meeting Ushi: so he broke up with me
Haylee: why are you looking up?
Alicia: I need to cry, but my foundation was $48!!!
(I imagine Nichelle like this at her client's house at like 3 am XD )
Nichelle: wake the fûck up! *grabs some pans* I didn't get no 'cause of y'all! Y'all not gonna get no sleep because of me!!!
Kyle: how much money do you have?
Matthew: 69¢
Kyle: oh, you know what that means~ ;)
Matthew: *tearing up* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
Luna: *reading in the middle of the road*
Car: *stops in front of her and beeps*
Luna, without even looking up from her book: *pulls out an air horn and blows it at the car*
Jax: *throws a frisbee using his metal arm and sends it flying into a truck*
Kyle: what the fûck Jax?!
YOU ARE READING
Twice the Randomness!
RandomA continuation of my first randomness book! You can find rants, author's notes about future updates, imagine your OTP scenarios and much much more! C'mon in if you think you can handle my weirdness! Highest rank as of 8/26/18 #20 in fangirl
