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ACTUALLY FINALS ++ FUCKING AIRPLANES

UGH FINALS JUST STARTED AND I HAVE LIKE 6 DAYS LEFT :"(

IM FLYING RIGHT AFTER MY FINALS END SO ONLY ONE DAY
TO PACK MY SHIT 1!1!1!

PLUS I HAVE A SUMMER CAMP

UGGGGGGH

SOMEONE PLEASE JUST STAB ME

THE FLIGHT WILL BE 8 FREAKIN HOURS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO

I COULD WATCH ENDGAME FOR THE THIRD TIME , BUT THE LAST THING I NEED TO DO IS HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

ON A PLANE .

WELL THEN

I COULD DOWNLOAD MOVIES OR SMTH

B U T

THERES LITERALLY NOTHING INTERESTING :")

YEAH THERES MUSIC , BUT 8 FRICKIN HOURS ???

IM GONNA BE DEAF WHEN WE LAND ????

I MEAN

MAYBE I CAN PRACTICE GRAPHICS N SHIT OR MAKE SOME BIOS

UH3RBCHIRB

8 HOURS THO ;-;

OKAY OKAY

AIRPLANE RANT TIME

I HATE IT WHEN I JUST GET ON THE PLANE , IM EITHER ENERGETIC ASF AND READY TO WATCH SOME MOVIES OR IM FALLING ASLEEP .

AIGHT ? AIGHT .

AND LIKE 5 MINUTES INTO WHATEVER TF IM DOING , THAT STUPID TUTORIAL ON HOW TO SURVIVE COMES UP AND THAT SHIT DOESNT LET ME WATCH MY MOVIE IN PEACE AND

THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS I TELL YOU —

uGH

NEXT * CLAP CLAP *

TURBULENCE

WHEN IM IN THE BATHROOM

ACTUALLY BATHROOM RANT FIRST

LIKE THE WEIRD ASS DOOR , I ABSOLUTELY WILL DOUBT MY IQ AND HOW FAST I CAN GET TF OUT OF THERE ONCE THE LIGHTS GO OFF .

AND THE FLUSHING SOUND ??

IT'S ALMOST AS LOUD AS MY STOMACH IN CLASS OR MY MUM WHEN SHE WALKS INTO MY ROOM AND SMELLS RELAXATION .

SORRY FOR THE CAPS BUT

IVE ALWAYS BEEN SCARED IF USING BATHROOMS , SO PEEING ON THE AIRPLANE ALWAYS GAVE ME THE CHILLS .

I WOULD BE ABLE TO HOLD MY SHIT

SINCE IM EMBARRASSED TO USE THE BATHROOM IN SCHOOL

TRIGGER WARNING AHEAD , IM STUPID AND OVERTHINK WAY TOO MUCH , ENOUGH TO MAKE EVERYTHING AWKWARD

SO MY CLASS IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATHROOM AND WE HAVE THIS VERY TALKATIVE MATH TEACHER

SO HIS DUDE TALKS ABOUT HIS LIFE ISSUES IN CLASS

LIKE HOW MUCH HE LIKES CATS AND HOW FAKE HIS FRIENDS ARE

HIS BROTHER PUNCHED HIS UNCLE ONCE AND HE WAS ABSENT FOR THREE DAYS

HONESTLY , HE WAS FUN AND ALL UNTIL WE WERE LATE IN EVERY CLASS

IT GOT SO BAD TO THE POINT THAT I'D PROBABLY GET 100% ON A QUIZ ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE BUT FAIL A GEOMETRY TEST .

SO ONE DAY , SOME RANDOM ASS GIRL FLUSHED THE BATHROOM AND OUR MATH TEACHER WAS LIKE

" WHATS THAT NOISE ? "

AND THE CLASS WENT

" OH YEAH , THATS THE GIRLS BATHROOM "

EVER SINCE THAT STATEMENT , IVE ONLY USED THE BATHROOM DURING A CLASS

O N C E

ONLY BECAUSE I WAS GETTING REALLY BAD CRAMPS SO I EXCUSED MYSELF

AND THE REASON ?

THAT EVERYONE COULD HEAR ME FLUSH AND WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR

" OH , THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HER "

SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS ABOUT THAT AND THEY WERE LIKE ,

" THEN DONT FUCKING FLUSH IT ??? "

YEAH AND MAKE IT EVEN WORSE WHEN I ENTER

" I DONT THINK I HEARD HER FLUSH "

IM GETTING WAY OFF TOPIC , WHAT WAS I EVEN TALKING ABOUT ??

AH YES , THE DOORS .

LIKE THE LIGHTING WHEN YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR MAKES ME THINK OF BLOODY MARY COMING OUT THE FUCKING MIRROR AND DRAGGING ME DOWN THAT DAMNED TOILET .

AHEM

ALSO , DONT YALL HATE FUCKING KIDS ???

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY YELL OR CRY

LIKE KAREN JUST SHUT THE KID UP

CUZ I WONT HESITATE TO SMACK THAT LIL SHIT

I DONT CARE IF THE THING IS HUNGRY

SHOVE IT YOUR TITTIES OR SOME SHIT

S M H

OKAY NO OFFENSE , I JUST REALLY DISLIKE KIDS :"(

DONT SUE ME PLEASE

ANYWAYYYYY

THE FUCKING FOOD ON AIRPLANES ????

THEYRE COLD ASF

SPAGHETTI ?

COLD

SAUSAGES ?

COLD

MOTHAFOCKIN " STEAMED " RICE

COLD

AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS FREEZING

LIEK THE FRUITS AND SO - CALLED DESSERT

LIKE BITCH WTF

THE AIR CONDITIONING IS COLD ENOUGH

AND JUST

U G H