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hi yes im finally back-

AND GUESSGUESSG U E S S

yeah, my finals are coming up... AGAIN

I FEEL LIKE EVERY SINGLE TIME i take a break from wattpad i come back right before finals ? more than 60% of this book is just finals and school-

ANYWAY IM NOT HERE TO ENLIGHTEN YOU GUYS ON NEWTON AND HIS 2839 LAWS

but two weeks ago ? we had a school trip to IMG which is apparently the biggest indoor theme park yada yada we get it uae, y'all are rich

BUT LIKE im normally that one quite kid in class that no one really cares about or notices. and i like it ?? im just sitting there dozing off and yeah it's cool

i guess teachers think i have some issue or something and that's alright, at least they won't pick me to answer questions or read.

EXCEPT A FEW FUCK YOU MR LUCAS

my english teacher had to resign because of visa issues and this white american blonde guy is teaching us AND HE MADE ME R E A D I CANT BELIVEE SHMDHEJE I

back to the school trip-

i've been there before but it was quite new at the time n the queues were really long so i couldn't do much, but

IT WAS ALMOST EMPTY WHEN WE FIRST GOT IN it was like 11 in the morning AND

we went on this thor ride... lemme elaborate

the park is broken down into 3 themed parts:
marvel, cartoon network and the lost valley ( basically a ripoff of jurassic park )

so yes i went to the marvel part first and i sat near our class president

HES ANNOYING ENOUGH IN SCHOOL

hes that one kid who always ALWAYS reminds the teacher about homework and marks LIKE SHUT tHe fUCk UP i dont care if that's your job i didn't do well in my biology exam so why tf would you remind her and read the marks just stOP

ahEm

while the employees were doing check ups n stuff he just couldnt stop rambling about the worst case scenarios like

I NEEDED TO PEE

okAY i wanted to excrete

but my friends dragged me onto that monstrous machine and the class president was sputtering utterly dramatic and ridiculous tragedies, like who do you think yoU ARe ?? ShaKESpeARe ???

so i did the most logical thing ( also something I've been wanting to tell him for a while now )

SHUT THE FUCK UP

and surprisingly, that worked ? he probably has some grudge against me now but oh well he needed to hear it from someone

authors note i guess

wait this was so long ago im in quarantine now and spoiler :

i never got to finish my finals :D