(Since everyone else is doing doing it🤷🏽♀️🤣)
•Also, this is deadass what I would say to these characters so I'm sorry if u get offended 🤷🏽♀️😕btw I text different so if u can't understand wat I'm saying jus lmk and I curse (A LOT) like a fucking sailor soooo srry for all u children of God 😂🤦🏽♀️
•Oh and argue wit me if u want too cuz idrc 🙄💯
#IDGAF🤣TDI & WT CAST ONLY
Ezikel- Bruh, u jus need A LOT of fucking help son
Katie & Sadie- U bitches are annoying asf and ya are not cute. Get ya selves tf together and STOP BEING SO MF CLINGY TO EACH OTHER
Lindsay- Bitch ur dumb ASF and after your around for a long enough time it's annoying and it's not cute or funny. And why tf are u built like a damn goat my girl??
Tyler- Stop tryna jack ur a World champion Olympian U FUCKING SUCK
Harold- U really disgust me sometimes
Cody- U have zero game and needa stop hyping ya self up like u do bro
Justin- U dtm and ur cocky asf and not even that valid,how bout u start thinking bout the future, looks don't pay the bills baby boy
Trent- Nobody wanna be apart of ya lil pitty party and STOP CHASING AFTER A WHACK ASS HOE THAT DROPPED U FOR A NIGGA THAT AIN'T EVEN WANT HER
Beth- BITCH u are sooo ugly and annoying
Leshawna- U make us black beauty's look SOOOO bad like girl, jus kys
Dj- PUSSY TF DOWNNNNN
Sierra- Tsssss, man idek jus, get some goddamn help sis, seriously I worry bout u
Noah- Ur jus a weirdo son
Blainley- Ur a conceited ass person and your little 'Bitcherific' song is annoying ASF. Get an actual job/life
Eva- U need to relax,u big ass nigga
Izzy- S T O P
Owen- Ur WAY too big and stupid to have won a season my guy. Go run some damn laps
Gwen- UCKK,your such an annoying, whiney ass bitch. And your a fake ass friend and such an idiot that u lost a good ass nigga tryna chase another nigga that didn't even want u in the end. Moral of the story...don't try to fit every dick u come across between ur legs hon
Bridgette- Ur really a hoe if u can't CONTROL YOUR URGES wen ur around other niggas that aren't your ACTUAL boyfriend!
Geoff- U need therapy buddy
Alejandro- U cute n all buh ur not DROP DEAD SEXY so spare me the dramatic backstory. And don't act surprised wen bitches dub u due to YOUR whore-ish ways
Heather- Bitch ur not that cute,ur not that smart, and u DAMN sure ain't no mf queen. Sit TF down Boo Boo Da Clown
Courtney- U dtm and ur annoying asl. U wonder why nobody likes u, LOOK AT THE WAY U ACT. And ur so smart ur stupid, if my bf and my 'bestie' was to ever do some fuck shit like that to me, they both getting beat tf up till they draw blood and then imma upgrade and flex on them and they mothers foh
Duncan- U BUM ASS NIGGA. How TF u gon cheat on a valid ass bitch wit a trashy ass thot? Can u explain that to me pls, cuz ion fucking get it
A/N- I had fun writing this🤣Once again I apologize if I offended u buh hey,it needed to be said and its MY opinion and I'm sure we all have them🤷🏽♀️
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