(A/N: Ok. I hit 200 reads on this book. I have made a very special scenario for this moment. Enjoy...)
*wedding music plays as shu walks down the isle in a wedding dress*
*shu makes it to the alter and priest pulls out a prayer book*
Priest: *in a very British voice* before we witness these 2 retards, one of which is in a wedding dress, be in an unfulfilling relationship for 7 months, is anyone in this room who wishes Valt and Shu do not get married. Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Shu: O_o
Valt: O_o
Priest: ok then let us move on with the ceremony-
*door crashes open and Cuza is standing there with cool shades*
Cuza: WAS IST VERDAMMT GUT HOMIES CARL ATTACK THE SNOWFLAKE
Shu: WHAT THE FU- *Carl starts clawing shus face and pulling his hair*
Valt: *has an emotional breakdown* SHUUUU-SENPAIIIII
Cuza: your mine now Valt *picks him up and they fly to DEUTSCHLAND*
Me: AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Reader chan: even shu?
Me: YUP. HES LIVING HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN HOSPITAL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
YOU ARE READING
Beyblade Burst Randomness and Scenarios
Humor❗BOOK COMPLETED❗ ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ A bit too much swearing. Even Gordon Ramsay doesn't swear this much. Phi is judging you for reading this book /j
