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BooP NewS w/ My BoredoM

Hi there, 3 peeps.

Welcome to BooP NewS!

Now we have a special guest, say hello to:

My BoredoM!!!!

MB: Why hello, Maddie.
[says in a blank voice]

MS: Borrie! How are you today?

MB: Bored

MS: Well, No one cares because only 3 peeps are watching- I'm sorry, Reading this!
[fakes smile while thinking they are in the same room with an audience of Rihanna]

MS: Hey.
Is your friend MD, My DepressioN, coming today?

MD: I thought she already visited two months ago?

MS: [Still Smiling and forgotten that she actually arrived three years ago]
Oh! I didn't know!

MB: By the-
[phone starts to ring]
Oh sorry, I have to take this..
[Leaves the scene for a while]

MS: Anyways, Let's just look at the comments from a few chapters ago.
[Gets cards from desk]

Here is one from:
ImaneTehCat
And
Jackyaaa
[turns to the imaginative tv]

MS: Wow, Dumb Archie being relatable for a change.
[imaginative claps fills in my mind]

MS: and why did you mention that horrible, horrible thing.

B U R N  I T.

MS: There's more where that came from!
Also two photos of
ImaneTehCat again
And
oofman67
[Looks behind]

MS: Honey if that did happen, what about Bughead and Varchie?
Look over here for once again ImaneTehCat

MS: ImaneTehCat, you are the most relatable thing in the universe and honey, You are more realistic than real life
well then-

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

[Shouts and expects to hear nothing but hears the RuPaul contestants from season 8, and 11 because that's the only seasons she ever watched even thought every season is on Netflix]

HM (HerMind): AMEN!!!

[MB walks in]
MB: Hey, Depp said she's living at your mental state for over three years- you said she came a few months ago?

MS: Well I didn't know-
That's it for BooP NewS!
Thank you so much for the writer writing this story

[Writer waves in front of her phone]

MS: And thank you so much for My BoredoM kickin' in here!
Well goodbye, 3 peeps!
Thank you for reading!

[Roll Credits]

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