Crackhouse Youtubers

Satan's Cross

*𝚄𝚜𝚎 𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘*

G: Whats up guys it's the Crackhouse and today we are going to our neighbours house.
L: OMG THEY GOT A NEW DOG THE OTHER DAY TOO! LETS STEAL IT
A: YASSSSS!
C: NO! NO MORE DOGS WE HAVE ENOUGH!
L: awwwww
A: says the person with 5 cats in their room.
K: guys the camera is still rolling.
G: *smirks while zooming in on them*
O: I don't think they care.
A,L,C: *still fighting*
G: *turns camera to her* guys whatever you do, make a sick ass fan edit of them!
K: that's just evil Grace.
O: guys come on we need to go now!

*time skip aka a cut in the "video"*
L: DUN DUN DUUUUN DUH DUN DUN DUUUUN DUN DUN DUUUN DUH DUN DUN DUN BAHAHABBA
K: LILY FOR FUCK SAKE STOP SIGING MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!
L: DUCK YOU QUACKKKK
G: *whispers* remember what I said about fan edits? Yeah here you guys go :)
C: stop being so evil *looks at camera* anyway guys about our neighbours house, we think it's haunted because they threw a cross over the fence to us and it says "𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔖𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔫 𝔨𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔰 𝔬𝔣𝔣" sooooo we are taking a Oujia board over there and getting answers!
A: This Video is already 10 minutes long and all we got is us arguing and crossing the garden.
O: Stop moaning emo!
A: DiD yOu JuSt AsUmE mY fEeLiNgS?
L: I JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA!
K: A way to get over past the security cameras?
L: YIS
C: How then?
L: LETS THROW A BALL AT IT!
G: LILY DONT YOU FUCKING DARE!
L: ... *aggressively throws ball at camera*
O: Well that is one way to do it
A: I HAVE A MORE BETTER IDEA!
C: For fuck sake what now
A: LETS THROW GRACE OVER!
G: NO
K: aw
C: We have no way of getting over cause of the massive locked gate at the front and the hedge fence thing is too high, yes the hedge is taking drugs
K: Dude shut up that's my drugs
G: What-
O: Hold on. Guys where is Mia? She hasn't been here the whole time since we started?
M: WHY HELLO THERE! HAHAHHA IVE BEEN UP HERE FOR SO LONG ITS SUPER OBVIOUS HOW TO GET OVER HERE!
G: How then? Also why u shouting?
M: Idk I thought it would be cool? Anyway there's a hole I dug.

𝚃𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙰 𝙲𝚄𝚃 𝙸𝙽 𝙰 𝚅𝙸𝙳

A: HEYOOOOO WELCOME TO MY CRIB!
G: AMBER! Be fucking quite and put the board and cross down!
A: fUcK yOu
C: GUYS GET DOWN TURN THE CAMERA LIGHT OFF!
L: AHHHHHHH
O: WHAT?!
M: WHY WE SCREAMING?
C: SHUT UP THE OTHER HOUSE JUST SAW US!
G: *points camera to herself* and if we get arrested we are gonna have mugshot merch!
K: Wouldn't we get in more trouble?
G: Oh well
A: Omg no the other neighbours are gonna think I'm demonic!
O: Then put the stuff down!
M: Y'all don't go in the master bedroom cause I call it
L: BUT I HAVE THE MASTER BEDROOM!
C: Boys stop fighting.
L,M: GURL SHUT UP
C: KiNkY
G: I'm out
O: You have the camera u can't do that
G: fine
A: OW FUCK
L: AMBERRRRRR WHAT U DONEEEEEE
A: I fell down the stairs thinking there was floor in it and there wasn't
C: Well that's more work for the builders
G: omg what if my dads working on this??
L: Grace your dads like 87 now he ain't gonna be building
A: He's probably- never mind we will get demonised

𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝙸𝙿 𝚃𝙾 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝙸𝙹𝙰 𝙱𝙾𝙰𝚁𝙳

A: I wanna start
C: Oof I wanna
G: I don't even wanna play
A: ON THREE DO THREE CIRCLES WHILE SAYING OOF CAUSE WE DEMONIC BITCHES
L: *comes out of no where* HeY sIsTeRs!
K: dude just no that's dead now
L: ... hEy BrOtHeRs!
K: god damn it
G: I'll ask first question
C: wtf I wanna
G: go ahead
C: Hello board, do you like cheese?
Board: ㄚ 乇 丂
L: same
G: guys... normal questions please.
A: I've got one! How old are you bruv?
Board: 乇 ﾌ ᘜ 卄 ㄒ 乇 乇 几
O: Gosh someone ask how they died.
G: That's a bit personal but okay, How did you die?
Board: ᗪ 尺 | ᐯ 乇 乃 ㄚ
A: am I just really retarted but what is a drive by?
L: You of all people should know that.
A: well I'm retarted so...
C: ffs it's when someone's in a car driving past with a gun and shoots people while driving!
A: ohhhhhhh, when did you die boi?
K: we don't know if it's a boy or girl amber.
M: don't assume boi
L: DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe AmBeRs AnD tHe DeMoNs GeNdEr?¿
C: yes now get on with it board when did ya die!
Board: 千ㄖㄩ尺ㄒ卄 ﾌㄩ几乇
G: oh great
O: omg Grace they died on your bday!
G: wait wait we don't know if it was exactly! What year did you die?
Board: 2007
G: oh
C: great you have a demon attached to you
L: lovely
A: are you a boy or girl?
Board: ᘜ | 尺 ㄥ
G: even better!
M: we gonna ask it what we even came here for or...
A: hold your horses
M: I haven't got any horses to hold plus that's weird
K: shut up
C: we haven't even asked it's name! What your name gurl?
Board: 卂 几 ᘜ 乇 ㄥ 卂
G: no that's it I'm leaving *takes fingers of board*
L: what why?
A: we haven't finished dummy!
K: are you okay?
O: Grace don't run off.
M: oh shit
C: you can't just take your fingers off you'll anger the spirit, plus guys give her space i know why she left.
L: why then know it all?
C: when did it die?
O: 4th June.
C: what year?
K: 2007.
C: whats it's gender?
M: girl.
C: whats it like?
L: CHEEEEEEEEESE!
C: haha I knew you would say that lmao but what's her name?
A: Angela wasn't it?
C: and what was Graces old name?
M: oh shit
O: her name was Angela wasn't it
L: damn
K: is she okay? Someone find her
A: well dumb fuck me and chad can't leave the board!
O: I'll go besides she's my "sister".
C: you ain't her real brother
O: I know but-
M: JUST FUCKING GO THE CAMERA IS STILL ROLLING!
A: lets ask questions we came here to ask.
C: Are you attached to this cross that was thrown at us?
Board: 几 ㄖ
M: oh well that's a waste a time *points camera at herself* life hack kids don't do demonic stuff you won't get answers!
A: well let's say goodbye cause Olly and Grace ain't back yet and I wanna find them and scare them.
C: Good idea.
L: HEHEHSHAHQISHWGWKOW
K: woah lily u okay
L: completely fine
M: weirdo
L: thank you
G: heyyy bitches I'm back sorry I had that "moment"
O: she's a-okay
C: cool we gonna finish the video?
M: ITS STILL FUCKING ROLLING!
A: who gives a fuck
L: heheheheheheh
G: why is lily rocking in the corner? And giggling?
L: HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
G: is she okay?
L: *turns head all the way back* ALL HAIL SATAN!
G: your an owl now? Gosh what did I miss
L: a lot heheheheheheh
C: Lily snap out of it we don't wnat any satanic video edits on us
O: I don't think she's good, someone stop the camera.
M: IM NOT STOPPING SOMETHING GOOD MIGHT HAPPEN!!
A: *gets ouija board back out* let's find what's wrong with her.
C: FINE COUNTRY LADY LILABETH THE THIRD STOP BEING AN IDIOT WE HAVE TO LEAVE BEFORE OUR NEIGHBOURS COME BACK!
G: Lily come away from the window too
L: heheheheh
K: oh for fuck sake I'm going, Olly ur coming with me *drags Olly*
O: why me god damn it
A: *places oujia board on Lily's head*
L: GET THIS OFF ME HEAD BEFORE I DISMEMBER YOU HEHEHEHEHEHEHGEYEHEHE
C: oh shit
G: Look lily I'll push u out the window if you don't stop.
L: HEHEHHEHE U GOT PRANK ED!
G: AHH FUCK *kicks lily out of window*
C: GRACE
A: *looks down at lily*  is u okay?
G: oh my gosh I didn't mean to don't call the cops please I don't wanna be arrested for murder.
M: shall I stop the video?
K: Guys why is Lily on the floor down here?
G: *sobbing*
C: Graceeeee calm de fuck down u ain't killed her
G: *sobs louder*
A: guys instead of shouting and arguing over this why don't we call an ambulance?
M: ima set the camera down. Ima keep it rolling tho cause we need the clout.
O: THATS FUCKED UP!
M: SHUT UP BITCH!
C: I've called an ambulance their coming
A: WEEEE WOOOOO WEEEE WOOO
G: AMBER NOT THE FUCKING RIGHT TIME!
A: jeez okay
K: so are you guys just gonna stay up there why me and Olly are with Lily done here?
M: IM BRINGING THE CAMERA
C: dude the ambulance is here.
M: you know what ima stop the camera
A: oooo pass the camera pass the camera!
M: ...
A: dude it's just a camera pass it before I kick ur shins
M: *fake crying* fine
A: OKAY GUYS ILL VIDEO LILY IN HOSPITAL LATER THIS WEEK BYE BITCHES!!!