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ROADTRIP HOME FROM JAIL :P

A: was up bishes we on our way homeeee
O: I HAVE MY CAMERA BACK :))
A: wasn't it Mia's? Oh well she's dead now anyway
C: *whispering in phone* sweetie just come and pick us up I don't care that you're with your family Rhys I've just got out of jail- NO I DID NOT FUCK ANYONE ELSE!
K: you said that loudly
C: shit- see you in five minutes. Sorry I was getting Rhys to pick us up from here
A: did you tell him to use his van
C: yes amber
A: YAY ME AND LIL CAN GET PEOPLE TO COME IN THE VAN THEN KRIS CAN RAPE THEM!!!
K: YAY!!!!
A: THEN WE CAN TIE MIA'S LIFELESS BODY TO THE TOP!
K: erm, YAY!!!!
G: NOO
O: oh grace you're alive now
G: NO LILY CAN NOT HELP YOU, SHE IS FUCKING PASSED OUT ON THE PAVEMENT RIGHT NOW
O: oh shit, is she alright?? *eats grapes*
G: NO! AND STOP EATING MY FAMILY
C: that's just wrong dude, and RHYS IS HERE
A: just chuck her body in the back Grace
R: *slams door* HI BITCHES
C: BABYYYYYYYY
R: hallo fiancé
A: can we like get in the van in stead of watching these two flirt
O: I CALL SHOTGUN
C: BUT-
G: I WILL GO IN THE FRONT
O,C: BUT-
R: aw why you :/
G: cause I said so
R: fair enough
K: Olly come in the back with me
O: in the back back or back
K: back back with Lily's lifeless body
O: ...
K: *insert dolphin laugh*
A: Wtf, I'm gong on roof
C: but there is room-
G: all fo you just go and sit wherever the fuck you want
L: *sits up* uh oh *faits again*
C: stinky
R: what just happened
G: it's been a long day so don't ask
R: but I just did ask
G: THEN DONT ASK AGAIN
C: where did Kris and Olly go
G: probably fucking
C: true, anyway promise you'll swap seats when we are half way there
G: if I can have the burrito blanket
C: NOOOO GRACEEEEEEE
G: no blanket no front seat
C: then I'll stay in the back
G: oh, btw throw a camera at Olly and kris for me
C: why...
G: CONTENT
R: can I ask 3 questions?
C: you just asked one so ask two
R: did I?
C: yes.
R: oh
C: stupid
R: anyway, where is Amber, where is Lily's lifeless body, where is Mia's dead body
G: on the roof, with Kris and Olly, also on the roof
R: oh-
G: NOW I WANNA GO HOME AND ADOPT A KITTEN
C: YAYYYYY!!
G: *smash* OWWWW
R: what just happned
A: NO CATS

*screaming from inside van*

R: WHATS GOING ON IN MY VAN
A: MY VAN!
C: why is everyone shouting

*lily jumps out back*

G: I thought you were unconscious???
L: k-kris and o-olly did t-things
C: were they fucking again
L: YES AND NO
C: then what else were they doing
L: go and see yourself
A: still can't believe My phone hasn't died from recordi-

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G: erm guys I've turned the camera on
C: OH SHIT
R: whoops
A: that was some good karma that happened to me then. Stupid phone d- *splat*
G: FFS! WE HAVE BEEN *breath* OUT OF JAIL *breath* FOR 15 *breath* GOD DAMN MINUTES *breath* AND WE ALREADY HAVE 2 INJURED PEOPLE AND A DEAD PERSON! WE HAVE 2 PEOPLE FUCKING, AND ANOTHER 2 PEOPLE KISSING!
C: whoops
A: I only fell off the roof of the van
G: GET IN
R: oh that means I have to drive :(
G: ILL FUCKING DRIVE NOW GET IN
C: rhys come on we can go in the backseats cause everyone is in the boot
A: COUGH COUGH HELLO?
C: go on the roof
A: oh okay
G: I'm going to start driving in 0.01 second

*exactly 0.01 second later*

G: I hope they all have their seatbelts on. Right I haven't drove in 2 months I can remember everything right? Okay so that thing makes it go and YAY WE ARE DRIVIN- AHHHHHHH BRAKE BRAKE BRAKE FUCK *rolls down window* LILY!
L: *rocking back and forth in the middle of the road* anime anime anime anime anime *sobs*
G: u okay bruv
L: n-no
G: wanna be in the front?
L: YA!
G: want to stop for ice cream aswell?
L: hell yeah!
G: okay then tell me what kris and olly were doing then
L: what do you think
G: oh

*knock knock*

G: AHHHHHHH
L: hey look it's amber
G: oh, what's she trying to say?
A: WE FORGOT BILLIE!
L: ree... begone thot... lily???
G: Oof
L: WAIT NO
G: I think she's sayi-
L: SHUSUSHSUSU she's saying... REE BEGONE BILLIE!
G: Ugh *rolls down another window* what ginger twat
A: WE FORGOT BILLIE
L: oh well- STEP ON IT
G: FINE OKAY
L: GIVE ME THE CAMERA I DONT WANT YOU BREAKING IT
G: I WONT BREAK IT
L: YOU ARE LITERALLY HOLDING THE STEERING WHEEL AND THE CAMERA NOW GIVE ME IT
G: NO IM TURNING IT OFF