Friend: *Pets steer.* Awe, he's so cute!
Me: Yeah, he'll be even cuter with some BBQ sauce and hamburger buns.
Friend: *Stares in horror, slowly backs away.*
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Country Living
RandomEver wonder what it's like to be country? Country already? Come for some weird stories? Want me to stop making this description sound like a commercial for car insurance? Well today is your lucky day! This book is filled with day to day life experie...
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Friend: *Pets steer.* Awe, he's so cute!
Me: Yeah, he'll be even cuter with some BBQ sauce and hamburger buns.
Friend: *Stares in horror, slowly backs away.*