WANT YOU (H2O Vanoss/VanLirious Fanfic)

Chapter 6

...I don’t wanna want you~~ But I do~~

Please don’t tell me it's just my fucking dream!! With my heart still beating fast, I hurriedly sat on my bed and shut the alarm beside me. What the fuck is wrong with me! I cannot believe it.. I—I fucking kissed him! Shit this is bad! Very bad! But in the middle of those fucked up thoughts my phone started to vibrate and saw Brock's(Moo) name flashing on my screen and after taking a deep breath, I answered his call with a slewpy voice..

VANOSS: What’s up?
MOO: Oolps sorry did I wake you up?
VANOSS: A bit… *yawn* why did you call?
MOO: Uh… the group decided to play GMoD but we’re not recording. Do you want to join?
VANOSS: Sure why not.. let me just open my PC...
MOO: Great! I already told them anyways lol
VANOSS: Wait.. What time will you guys start?
MOO: Actually we’re in the lobby *laughs*
VANOSS: *sigh* Alright! Just wait for me then…
MOO: Sure no problem~~
VANOSS: By the way Brock, who’s joining?
MOO: Well Nogla, Jiggly, Ohm, Brian *clears throat* and…
VANOSS: And…?
   SILENCE...
VANOSS: Moo?
MOO: Hey Evan!
VANOSS: Who else?
MOO: Uh.. need to hang up now Evan! Talk to you in a few minutes! See yah!
VANOSS: Wait! Moo!
(CALL ENDED)
Now what? -_-

TIME SKIPS: Evan’s on call with the others and his character stands beside Brian’s character in a custom map Evan created..

VANOSS: Look Brian! There’s your name!
TERRORISER: Oh yippee.. Fuck you!
VANOSS: What the fuck! Why did you kill me? I included your name! *laughs*
TERRORISER: Yeah on the fucking plank! You stupid cunt!
NOGLA: Hey love birds tell us if ye fuckin’ done…
TERRORISER: Shut the fuck up Nogla!
VANOSS: Why? What’s wrong with that? hahahaha
MOO: Oh I’m just thankful that we decided not to record this or else…
OHM: Or else….. The VanLirious or H2O Vanoss will go berserk? *laughs hysterically*

    All went silent for a few seconds but was cut off when all of us heard another loud thud….

OHM: Oh hey Delirious~ Welcome back~
[What the fuck I can’t speak!]
NOGLA: Uh heeey Delirious! What’s up?
MOO: Hello Delirious, finally you—you’re here..
TERRORISER: He—hey Delirious!

[Shit, what’s going on? Why did the atmosphere became very heavy all of a sudden?!]

JIGGLY: Hey Delirious! What the fuck is with that loud thud again?*laughing* [Thank you Panda!]
DELIRIOUS: Hey guys! Sorry I’m late! But I’m ready to fucking do stupid things again myahahaha! And yeah that’s me… I just— uh dropped something
NOGLA: *smiles* Or did you hear what Ohm said earlier?
DELIRIOUS: Ha? Uh… Nope what is it?
NOGLA: *laughs* Nothin’ important… anyways hey why did it all became soo awfully quiet!
TERRORISER: Sorry just forgot to do this…. [And  Brian shot my fucking character out of the map again!]
MOO: Oh dear… *chuckles*
JIGGLY: Oh dear indeed… *laughs with Moo*

    I almost shout at Brian but I decided to stay quiet for a while and let them think that I’m on A.F.K. since it might weird them out if I suddenly shout but did not say a word when Delirious joined the call.. [For pete sake I almost fall at my chair when Ohm told us about the H2O Vanoss going berserk! And then after a few seconds Delirious’ pops out!] I fucking need a little time to atleast calm my self down! So I’ll fucking listen for a while…

OHM: Wait speaking of flying character.. Where’s Evan?
JIGGLY: I don’t know… Probably he fucking fly as well in real life*laughing*
NOGLA: Did he left? Hahahaha
DELIRIOUS: Wait! Vanoss is here?!
JIGGLY: Why do you sound so surprised Delirious?
NOGLA: Ain’t it a bit obvious since Brian shot his fucking character up in the air?
MOO: Is something wrong~~ Delirious? :D
OHM: Yeah… Is something wrong Delirious?~~
DELIRIOUS: Wha— What the fuck guys! I just.. I did not notice ok? And I thought your just trolling around with his character… Bes—besides I did not heard him talk you know… so I thought his not here—

   Shit! How am I suppose to calm down if Delirious’ makes it worse all the fucking time!

MOO: Wow Delirious.. I’m still surprise that you can stutter that much in one sentence 😂
NOGLA: Yeah same here! Calm the fuck down Delirious *laugh*
JIGGLY: Oh boy I think I just peed myself from laughing..
OHM: If only Evan is listening right now *chuckles*
[Shut the fuck up Ohm!]
DELIRIOUS: Shut the fuck up guys! Is this my fucking punishment for not playing with you all for so long?
JIGGLY: You got it Delirious! So feel the wrath… hahahaha
NOGLA: Hey Brian! You still there?
TERRORISER: Of the fucking course Nogla! I’m just eating!
NOGLA: Oh I thought your in a private conversation with Vanoss~~
MOO: How about you call Evan?
TERRORISER: Ha? Why me?
[Wait, what’s with Brian calling me… Now?!]
MOO: Call his phone and tell him to fucking join us!
TERRORISER: But why the fuck does it have to be me?!
JIGGLY: For pete sake! Because we told you so! So just fucking do it! *laughing*
TERRORISER: I hate you all so fucking much you know that right?
NOGLA: Oh come on Brian, I know you want it besides remember I’m rooting for TerroVanoss
OHM: Just do it Brian
TERRORISER: Ok, hold on a sec!

    While stupid Brian calls my fucking number, I hurriedly run towards the kitchen before answering his call, and since I know all of them are listening.. specially Delirious, I decided to make a little twist… but I hope it works..

VANOSS: He—hello Brian…*panting*
TERRORISER: What the fuck! Did you run in a fucking marathon?
VANOSS: No I—I just— I just— Uh grab the pizza…
TERRORISER: Pizza?
VANOSS: Yeah- I ordered a fucking pizza Brian!
TERRORISER: Yes I heard you! You stupid owl!
VANOSS: So why  did you fucking call? Missed me?
    And as expected I can hear all their silent laugh and squeals? Tha fuck? [But I hope his not one of them..]
TERRORISER: All of them are—are just fucking asking me to call you ok?!
VANOSS: Just admit it Brian, you missed me~~
TERRORISER: Yeah! I fucking miss blowing you up out the fucking map!
VANOSS:  Ok… Ok… I get it… Just tell the guys I’ll be there in a minute *pause* Baby~
And the stupid ‘silent crowd’ cheer once more!
TERRORISER: Wha—What the fuck is wrong with you Vanoss! Just get your fucking ass on the fucking game!

    After the call I silently went back to my room, placed the headset on my ears and started listening again, atleast for a few more minutes….
TERRORISER: There! I fucking called him! Happy?
NOGLA: You bet we did *pause* baby~~ *laughing out loud*
TERRORISER: *mocking Nogla* You bet we did…. Shut the fuck up Nogla!
MOO: Gosh, I did not expect it to elevate this fast *laugh with Nogla*
JIGGLY: So do I hahahaha
TERRORISER: I don’t even fucking know why I always play with you all!
NOGLA: Because Vanoss is here?
TERRORISER: I—I swear Nogla! You’re going to get it one of this fucking day!

[But while the others keeps on annoying Brian, I suddenly heard Ohm’s voice]
OHM: Hey Delirious you still there?
DELIRIOUS: Ye—yeah sorry I—I plug the chord out of my fucking headset….  *laughing in between* I—I can’t stop fucking laughing
[What… what the fuck?! ]
NOGLA: Wow chill Delirious *chuckles*
OHM: Del—Delirious?
DELIRIOUS: Yes Ohm? *trying to calm down from laughing*
OHM: Hmmm...... Nothing….
And after a few minutes I decided to talk a.k.a. shout!!
VANOSS: What’s up everybody? I’m fucking baaaack!!
TERRORISER: Finally! The fucking retard is back!
VANOSS: Stop calling me retard! You retard!
MOO: *sigh* Here we fucking go again....
JIGGLY: Sorry guys I’m still a bit fucking surprised….
VANOSS: Uh… Surprised about what?
OHM: Nothing Evan… Just forget it…
[*sigh* I heard him laugh Ohm…. I thought I can make him jealous, but I’m fucking wrong!]
OHM: Hey Evan?
VANOSS: Ha? Uh.. Yes?
NOGLA: *sigh*
DELIRIOUS: Ok! Now that Vanoss is here, let’s fucking start! Myahahaha

     All of us then decided to play and do random shits since we’re not recording… And as always fucking Brian keeps on trying to blow myself off the fucking map! So without noticing, I for a little while forgot how my plan did not succeed… And just enjoy our fucked up game...

DELIRIOUS: Hey guys! Need to go now!
MOO: Not again… You going to play with Cartoonz?
DELIRIOUS: No.. Not tonight! I’m just going to fucking sleep!
MOO: Oh sorry for not guessing that right! 😂
NOGLA: Yeah, since you always sleep late remember?
OHM: Are you really sure you’re ok Delirious?
DELIRIOUS: What—What the fuck man! I’m just going to sleep ok?
VANOSS: [I just can’t fucking stop myself from being worried!] Just let him sleep guys, and Delirious just make sure that your really going to sleep..
DELIRIOUS: Of—ofcourse Vanoss and thank you.. See you- *clears throat* see you all later bitches! Goodbye~
(Delirious offline)
OHM: I—I also need to go *yawn* Goodnight guys~~
(Ohm offline)
JIGGLY: What the fuck just happened?
NOGLA: I don’t have any fucking clue Jiggly
MOO: I know… Uh… I guess we can wrap these all up? Then?
TERRORISER: Yeah.. I fucking think so… What do you think Evan?
VANOSS: I’m fine with that…Oh well goodbye guys!

   After our recording... I cannot stop myself from getting worried about Delirious.. Is he really going to sleep? Did something bad happen? Or am I just over thinking this again? But whatever it is.. I hope his really ok...

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Waaaaaah!! I'm so sooorry for my veeery late upload because I became so busy this past few days/week? Gaaaaaah when life in the real world is haard! (╥_╥) but I will try my very best to have a new chapter atleast every other day because I really enjoy doing this and to know that someone is going to read it as well~~ sooo thank you very very much ^0^ and see you on my next chapter~~ huehuehue