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Ask or Dare Roblox Myths

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Nobody said yes or no to this idea, so why tf not. Cover art isn't mine, it's done by @onepatcho

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There is a third dog in my house rn :D

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Alone:Yes, and I fucking hate it because me and Selozar hate each other. It makes as much sense as... *looks as script* Say I ca and Hom u rah? Two fucking weeb names. Apparently they hate each other, but it's the third most popular ship in the fandom.

Morgenne:Okay.

Morgenne:Wassup Selo?

Selozar:Nothing much... *still nomming on cookie*

Morgenne:*hugs* >:3

Selozar:Morgenne?!

Albert, from the background:Get yo blue bubble gum look'n ass away from him.

Morgenne:And one for G0Z! *hugs*

G0Z:Aw Morgenne thats so sweet of you!

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Albert:Welcome to the history of vines, I'm your memeologist, Alberto.

Morgenne:I already know abo-

Albert:Shut the hell up and listen to my lesson

Selozar:*silently* okay...

Albert:Don't worry Selozar, you're fine.

Albert:SO-

Albert:... AND THAT'S THE HISTORY OF VINE!

Morgenne:I already knew this stuff...

Selozar:I'm confused but okay