Someone: something something Mic drop
Me: cue Present Mic screaming as he falls to the earth
My mind went
Someone yelled something, something, police. And in a brilliant burst of word association, I yelled "FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE!" And everyone else joins in. With the confidence... Of like guys who have already been to jail, an aren't afraid of it anymore. You know, with that kind of I SERVED MY NICKEL, YOU COME AND TAKE ME confidence, but white children. And the reason someone yelled something, something, police... It was because the police was there. So this police officer comes downstairs and looks out into a sea of drunk toddlers... And he was almost impressed. He goes "woww." And then he leans into his walkie talkie and whispers... "GET THE PADDIEWAGON."
