smol don't worry hun it's normal to experience hell once a month
namtiddies what?
smol what?
hobi anyway hobi what happened to you, tits?
namtiddies you did not just call me tits namtiddies i'VE TOLD YALL BEFORE THEY ARE CHEST MUSCLES
yoongz who tf punched you in the tit juST cOntinUe wiTh uR pRobLeMs bEfOre wE aLL LeAvE
namtiddies
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namtiddies hhh alright namtiddies well...
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While Namjoon was working on his history project, he had received a call from his hyung, Seokjin. He (sadly), answered.
"Hello hyung? What do you need?"
"Hey Joon. I've got a simple, simple question."
"Okay? Hit me."
"Did you hang out with Beth last night?"
Namjoon sighed. He knew where this was going.
"no, yeah i did." He answered, sorta afraid, you could say.
"o-oh haha. i lOve Beth."
"hyung..you hate Beth-"
"yEAH NO SHIT HUNNIE-"
And right before Seokjin could go any further with is hurtful words...Namjoon hung up, turned off his phone, and waited until a full minute had passed to say something.
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papikook JEHDJDKEJDB HYUNG EYE-
Nochueomma what'd you do with Beth last night hun 😃
namtiddies m-marty im scared
smol answer the question! it might go away if you do 👀
namtiddies and if it makes it worse???
Taetime ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION Taetime IM IN THE SAME ROOM AS JIN HUUNG AND HE'S SMILING REALLY CREEPY LIKE AT HIS PHONE
papikook yeah..its like he's waiting for you to say something wrong
namtiddies
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namtiddies uh..we studied?
nochueomma where? 🙃
yoongz ITS A TRICK DONT-
namtiddies yoongi? namtiddies YOONGI??
smol answer the question ffS 🗿
namtiddies uhm..at my place??
Nochueomma ah well :)
papikook CODE RED CODE RED papikook HE HAS THE VACUUM I REPEAT HE HAS THE VACUUM papikook EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
hobi WHY IS HE AT MY DOOR THO
namtiddies uh..maybe i yelled i was in ur room? 👉👈
hobi if i get out of this alive i'll make sure to kill you, you little-
taetime hobi?
papikook HE'S BEEN TAKEN WITH YOONGI STAY PUT
namtiddies hang on namtiddies where tf is jimin?
papikook oh right. didn't even realize that he wasn't responding
smol oh he's with me smol he ran to my place before this whole thing
taetime oh that's nic-
papikook oh no papikook tae is in the same room as me. papikook Y/N I LOVE U-
smol bitch
namtiddies am i the only one left namtiddies i should've stayed at Beth's 😖
nochueomma WHAT WAS THAT
namtiddies I MEAN ILY DEARLY HYUNG AND I WILL CHERISH YOU FOREVER
nochueomma hmm nochueomma come out from wherever ur hiding and i'll except that 🤠
papikook dOMT TRUST HIN HE'S LYIMG TO YUO
nochueomma rAT HOW'D TOU GET UR PHONE BACK
namtiddies Y/N DO SOMETJING QUICK I HEAR HIS VACUUM
smol jin oppa please leave them alone i promise to buy you another sugar glider if you do 🥰
nochueomma alright sweetie 🥰❤️😘
namtiddies what
Chim what i miss fellas?
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