Completely random, but please read/listen. I'll tell you when to play the song.
Rio: Hey Karma!
Karma: What?
Rio: Are you gay?
Karma: --?
(Y/N): Or European?
Karma: Wha-
PLAY SONG NOW
(Y/N)
There! Right There!
Look at that tan, that tinted skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubly chin
Oh Please he's gay, totally gay
(Karasuma)
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate the totally straight expotriate.
This guy's not gay, I say not gay
(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well, is it relevant to assume
that a man who wears perfume
is automatically matically fay?
(Koro-Sensei)
But look at his quoft and crispy locks
(Yada)
Look at his silk translucent socks
(Karasuma)
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seeing
(Irina)
What are we seeing?
(Karasuma)
Is he gay?
(Irina)
Of course he's gay
(Karasuma)
Or European?
(All)
ohhhhhh
Gay or European?
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or european?
(Terasaka)
Well, hey don't look at me
(Okuda)
You see they bring their boys up different
in those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
(All)
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella?
The answer could take weeks
They will say things like "ciao bella"
while they kiss you on both cheeks
(Rio)
Oh please
(All)
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
(Takaoka)
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
(A/N Well I'm not arguing. *wink*)
(All)
Is he gay or European?
or-
(Kayano)
There! Right There!
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro-hetro jerk
That guy's not gay, I say no way
(All)
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
that a hottie in that costume
(Hinano)
Is automatically, radically
(Principal Asano)
Ironically, cronically
(Rio)
Scurtinly, curtainly
(Terasaka)
Genetically, netically
(All)
Gay!
Officially Gay!
Officially Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay!
*kisses (Y/N)'s hand*
Dammit
Gay or European?
(Y/N)
So stylish and relaxed
(All)
Is he gay or European?
(Lovro)
I think his chest is waxed
(Irina)
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
(All)
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic?
I still can't crack the code
(Yada)
Yet his accent is hypnotic
but his shoes are pointy toed
(All)
Huh
Gay or European?
So many shades of gray
(Y/N)
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at 8 on saturday
(All)
Is he gay or European?
Gay or european?
Gay or Euro-
(Koro-sensei)
Wait a minute!
Give me a chance to crack this guy
I have an idea I'd like to try
(Karasuma)
The floor is yours
(Koro-Sensei)
So Mr. Akabane...
This alleged affair with Ms. (Y/N)
has been going on for...?
(Karma)
2 years
(Koro-Sensei)
And your first name again is...?
(Karma)
Karma
(Koro-sensei)
And your boyfriend's name is...?
(Karma)
Asano
*gasps from E-class*
I'm sorry! I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Asano is my best friend
(Asano)
You bastard!
You lying bastard!
That's it
I no cover for you, no more!
Peoples
I have a big announcement
This man is gay and European!
(All)
woah!
(Asano)
And neither is discrase!
(All)
Oh
(Asano)
you've got to stop your being
a completely closet case
It's me not her he's seeing
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay
You big parfait!
You flaming boy band cabaret
(Karma)
I'm straight!
(Asano)
You were not yesterday
(Y/N)
oof
(Asano)
So if I may, I'm proud to say
He's gay!
(All)
And European!
(Asano)
He's gay!
(All)
And European!
(Asano)
He's gay!
(All)
And European and Gay!
(Karma)
Fine okay I'm gay!
(All)
Hooray!
(Y/N): Well darn it. There go my plans for the summer.
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BROKEN SECRETS (Assassination Classroom x Reader)
FanfictionFemale Pronouns Used You're an assassin for hire. Anything for the money, right? Even going to a rundown old class full of trainee-assassins, an AI, and an unkillable octopus teacher. But maybe this isn't so bad after all, they'll make you feel new...
