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4th of july

This is a bit early (it's July 2nd rn)
BUT HERE U GO.

Denis:"Hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey ba-"

Zeno:"WHAAAT?!"

Denis:".... :> Ya know what day it is?"

Zeno:"4th of July? Why?"

Denis:"It's CARNE ASADA TIMMEEE!"

Zeno:"What?"

Denis:"It's a Mexican thing, and a bla- ok well a lot of ppl do it but it's basically a cook out."

Zeno:"Then why didn't u just say cook out?"

Denis:"....bc it sounds better in Spanish."

Zeno:*rolls eyes* "Whatever, u better not buy a bunch of fireworks I don't want the kids losing a hand."

Denis:"......"

Zeno:"Dont-"

Denis:"...soooo do I have to return them oorrr?"

Zeno:*face palm* "Oh my glob why must you be like this?"

Denis:"...cuzzzz my mama made me dis waaayy~"

Zeno:" =_= "

Ace:"Fire works, fire works! Boom boom!"

Denis:"Yeah! We got sparklers and those BIG fireworks and the lil poppers and those thingy that look like poprocks popping on the floor."

Zeno:"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL THEM?!"

Denis:"No! I just like explosions..."

Zeno:"Well-"

*Ding dong*

Denis:"I got it!"

*He opens the door and a bunch of people walk in*

Denis:"COMPA!" (bro!)

Pablo:"Aayy! The whole family came foo!"

Cousin Lisa:"HI HI HI HI!"

cousin Marko:"WOOWW PREATY HOUSE!"

cousin Ricky:"Let's go play!"

Zeno:"Oh my- GOD! DENIS!"

Ace:"NOOO LEAVE MR.PENGUIN AWOONN!!!"

Denis:"So like...I might have invited my whole family."

Zeno:"WHY?!"

Denis:"Bc it's a Carne asaaddaaaa!"

Zeno:"YOU ARE SUCH A- a um- what's it called? A PENDEJO!"

Denis:"Hey you learned how to say stupid!"

Ace:"Daddyyy their breaking my tooyysss!"

Uncle Luis:"naahh let them be their just playing!"

Denis:"Uncle luiisss!"

Luis:"Aayy it's the gay dude!"

Denis:"Luis."

Luis:"Aahhh! I'm joking foo! We just playing I know the correct term is bi- cuz u would still eat that p-"

Aunt Teresa:"AY YA CAYATE PINCHE!"
(AY SHUT UP STUPID!(or bitch, or dumbass, either one)

Grandma Lupe:"Mijo- ya estas bien grande..." (Son your so tall now)

Denis:"Ya- last time u saw me I was 15."

Ace:"PAPIIIII THEY HAVE MY NINTENDOWWWW!!!"

Zeno:"These little demon children I swear!"
*They go check*

Denis's dad Rafael:"So...you have a family now huh- where's the munchkin?"

Denis:"Which one."

Rafael:"Which one?!"

Denis:"Ya which one. Ace or reina?"

Rafael:"U got 2 foo?"

Denis:"Yeeess...you should know this."

Rafael:"Well shoot Mijo- guess I haven't been paying much attention." (Mijo- means soonnn if u haven't learned that already)

Rafael:"Well- wheres reina?"

Denis:"Sleeping- or...is she still?"

Rafael:"Your a bad father."

Denis:"Like you! Wow!"

*He goes to check on Reina*

(Also- Ooohhhhh dat musta hurrtt)

So- there's kids running around. Adults drinking alcohol and all of a sudden music starts playing, blasting from the bass in the living room. From true Mexican music to lil pump in 10 minutes.
*Time skip*
Trash everywhere, a few kids passed out. Drunk relatives and a few broken bottles of beer outside. By now it's dark out so that means...

Denis:"FIRE WORKS TIME!"

Zeno:"NooOooooOo!!! BE CAREFUL DONT RUN WITH THEM!!!"

Denis rushes outside with all the fireworks in a bag and then lines them up (like crac- nah I'm just kidding)
People form up behind to see them go POP in the air. The older kids get sparklers and the teenagers get to pop the rainbow things that pop on the road. (IDK what their called) and Denis lights the fireworks on fire and they shoot up into the air blasting with beautiful colors lighting up the sky!

Ace:"COOWL!"

After 20 minutes it comes down to the very last one. And the best one

Denis:"Come on Zeno, I know you want to light the last one up."

Zeno:"No- cuz I don't wanna lose a hand. Which u surprising still have "

Denis:"Come on! You light it and then run back."

Zeno:"....no."

Denis:"Come oonnn."

Ace:"Do it! Do it! Do it!"

Zeno:*rolls eyes* "Fine. Hold Reina then."

*Denis takes Reina and Zeno then hesitently lights up the last firework and runs back before it explodes, and the firework goes up into the air and explodes into a big gold explosion! With little silver fireworks around it.*

Denis:"See it wasn't so bad!"

Zeno:"Yeah yeah."

Ace:"I wike fireworks!"

After that the family leaves with their little demons and the uncle's can't drive since their all drunk to death. And now Zeno and Denis are left with a FUCKED up house. Which they are not cleaning, that's why maids excist. But even so they can't go to sleep bc all of the United States are BLOWING UP FIREWORKS! let's all be real here, ain't no body gonna get a good sleep when there's loud booms outside ok? And that's even worse when u have A baby!" (Sheesh that must have been hard with Reina)

THE END

Every, 4th of July party ever. I just basically described my brothers party's.
They go haarrddd