Jake English and Alfred F Jones knew what todo. they had to stop Steve and Tori from becoming even closer. this was no easy task, as, they were already considering marriage.
"Shiver Me Timbers!"
"hey Jake Dude, can you stop like using old man talk?"
"yeah I'll try, don't want to get myself in a boner!"
"DUDE! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A BONER IS?!"
"..."
"..."
"Oh hey look, it's the 2 hetros being gay for each other."
"oh Hussie san~"
"Himaruya kun, it's ok, I am here"
"will you leave your homestuck on today? :<"
"only if you leave your hetalia on..."
"hussie saan~"
"..."
"..."
Stan Lee but's he's a gay webcomicer's pov
Andrew Hussie was being gay for Hidekaz Himaruya. why, you may ask?
Hussie wakes up like frisk in undertale 2 but nag a ram. so Hussie looks at his surroundings and be like
"it's a great time to be gay"
that's right kids, we be doing this all over again
so Freddy, the not gay animatronic be like
"so who u gay 4"
"I'm gay for Hidekaz Himaruya, n o o b"
"oh ok"
Akira Toriyama but he's a gay webcomicer's pov
So Hidekaz Himaruya be sittin making spoopy Halloween special until Freddy Fazbear came bursting though his door.
"Yo, Andrew Hussie likes you"
"omg I like him too"
And that's how you and Hima-kun got together
