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namjoon 🦀, yoongi 💤, jungkook 👾
jimin ✨, jin 👁,
taehyung 🧦, hoseok 🦆
y/n's cult clubnamjoon 🦀: okay it's been two days since y/n posted,, where is she 👁👁
taehyung 🧦: are you forgetting she has a life too or—
jimin ✨: good morning uglies 🙈
hoseok 🦆: do you think something happened to her..? because i'll go get my gun 🌚
yoongi 💤: where the hell did you get a gun
jungkook 👾: it's probably one of those plastic guns they sell at the dollar store
hoseok 🦆: and your point? i can still make people believe its real
jimin ✨: umm good morning? 😳
namjoon 🦀: i know she has a life captain obvious im just wondering what she's doing 🤡
taehyung 🧦: she's in bed with her millions of dollars, you have nothing to worry about
yoongi 💤: ugh i wanna be like her, i hate being poor
namjoon 🦀: well maybe if you got a job you wouldn't be poor 😌
jimin ✨: good morning 👽
jungkook 👾: speaking of jobs, guess who's gonna work this weekend 🙈
jin 👁: omg what
taehyung 🧦: you got a job??
jungkook 👾: YUP, you're now speaking to a new mcdonald's worker 😌💅🏻
jin 👁:
hoseok 🦆: FUCKSJWKSNSJ
yoongi 💤: mcdonald's....
jungkook 👾: it was the only job available 😔
namjoon 🦀: so anyways, i wrote y/n a song
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