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baguette up your-

(a/n: i have seen so many gay and lesbian ships. and bcuz of that i cant picture any hetero ships in my mind-)
BEGuette boi:
-he likes baguettes
-honhonhonhonhonhonhonhon
-he is considered as mom
-he asserts his dominance on britian by shoving a baguette up his—
-also baguettes
-he also tried to eat a baguette diamond once
-MIRACULOUS LADYBUG
-he has too many children
-he is afraid that he will die cuz all other country's parental figures d i e d
-he is afraid of what he gave birth too