thanos x yg | yanos

chapter 2

Thanos walked to the plains of corns harvesting some carrots to make some soup. He was finally retiring after spending his whole life trying to understand how fractions work. He was hoping to find himself a soulmate but maybe hes too old for that.

'Maybe I should go back to earth and find myself a man who can make a bomb ass carrot soup' thanos thinks.

Thanos hops into his carrot spaceship flying to earth and landing right in kOrEa wOah.

'woah what is this land called'

glancing around, he saw a building with giant letters 'yg'

'huh yg. might as well check it out.'

hopoing into the building, he went into an office where he saw a man there.

'hello kind sir can thou make good carrot soup' thanos asked

'you're in luck cuz i can make bomb ass carrot soup aND corn soup' the mysterious sexy man replied

thanos felt his heart go doki doki. yes thanos did got through a weeb phase.

'lets go kind sir thou shall be my soulmate' thanos grabbed the mans hand, hopping around the office dreaming of carrots.

'oh and btw what is thousters name?' thanos asked

'oh. i am yang hyun suk but just call me yg. and what is your name? are you shakespare?'

'i am thanos kind sir. lord thanos you may call me daddy tho'

(a/n wtf am i writing)

'yes daddy'

(a/n kms)

'lets go yg haha. i'll take you to lotte land and buy you a princess costume my princess.'

'oh thank you daddy i love lotte land'

as they skipped to the entrance of lotte land, suddenly a mysterious person blocks their way.

'sTahP rIgHt tHere bItcHEs' the person says

yg steps behind thanos, thanos circling his arms around his princess protecting him

'who is thou' thanos shouted 'reveal yourself sir bitchou'

'me? i am hanbin. i am yg's boyfriend mwahaha' the man, hanbin says, cackling.

thanos gasps.
yg gasps.
hanbin gasps.
everybody in lotte land gasps.
i gasp.
you gasp.
eVEryBoDy gAsps.

hi its me i am currently writing this at 3:23 am while finishing my 5th can of red bull please appreciate this its a crack fabfic