Age: Under 69
Name: aint tellin sis, just call me Cake or whatever names you want lol.
Relationships: single pringle for life 😎
Grade: HaH thot
Siblings: one older brother 🙄
Fears: insects, bugs, the dark, things near my wrist/ having them exposed and a whole lotta other shit😅
Country: Australia
Birthday: 22 August
Favourite anime: BNHA💕💕
Favourite food: 80% dark chocolate 🤤
Friends: Midnight
Crush: someone
Fucks left to give: 0%🙂
Motivation to write: 3%🙃
Self esteem 0%
Favourite drink: T E A 🍵
Favourite animal: Corgis and Pandasss
Favourite thing ever: sleeping bagsss (ʏҽىىىىىى)
A couple of facts about me:
• Im gAy🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
• I am a idiot at math
• Insomnia life ( written at 2:36 at night on a Sunday night fml )
• once burnt self with a wood burning tool because i was trying to burn 'yEeT' into a piece of wood
• Heckin loves art and english class because im a ŋҽɾɖ (ىamҽ mʏ ɖųɖҽ )
• I keep a hot pink knife in my room because i can
• uses words like 'heck' and 'shrekadid' or 'rekadid' a hEcK ton
• meet Midnight through Wattpad ( t ɾ ų ҽ)
• heckin hate the ocean but i love pools lol
• I've never met Midnight irl so for all i know shes a AI pancake. ('-﹏-';) (ιм a real gιrl!)
• i have a giant corgi plush that i STILL sleep with
• Youtube and Wattpad is life
• @Sinng23 is a amazing hooman being and idk if i got their name rightEdited by: QueenCake
Written by: QueenCake and Midnight(❁'︶'❁)Editors note: its 4:17 am and i
wanna fucking dieeeee (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄
Editors note 2: its 2:44 on a Sunday night, i havent slept in 3 dayss. (мe тoo ѕιѕ)
H e l p m e p l e a s e ('-﹏-';)Word count: 280 words.(noт ιnclυdιng мe)
YOU ARE READING
>< ⒶⒷⓄⓊⓉ ⓊⓈ ><
Non-FictionWelcome to a book all about the authors you know and tolerate! Starring! A depressed potato! Andddd A trash pandaaa!