Spiders.
There is an ugly roach looking spider on my desk rn, and i think it sleeping. I'm just gon smack it wif my nike bc, i don't want to us my sandals oh hell naw.
Spiders have 792047 eyes, 5183836 legs, a scariness factor of fuckin 9999999999999999
If i ever, ever, EVER IN MY LIFE find a jumping spider in my house, you best believe I am gon call my brother in North Carolina to come to NYC and kill da shit. I will literally cry an go to a hotel for like a week until dat spider is gone.
Shoo. nasty pasty ass spiders fuck u
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