One day, Leonard was re-arranging his Star-Trek memrobilia as Sheldon started pestering him with stupid questions.
"Leonard, it should be in alfabetical order!"
Leonard, what about the USS Enterprise ships?"
Leonard, why do you have that baseball bat in your hands?"
THWACK!
"Leonard, why do I have internal bleeding and a severe case of brain damage?"
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Penny got a knock on the door the same day...
"Penny, it's the LUUURVE doctor..."
"George Clooney?"
"No, Howard!"
"Oh, crap." She opened the door to find a semi-naked Howard.
"Oh, yay. I was... expecting you. Come down to my room."
Penny took the shotgun off the back of her bedroom door.
BLAM!!
"Penny, I've told you twenty-seven times before, your house dosent look good with red and white all over the walls!"
