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Thickness

Hello peasants.

I'm here today to talk about an important research topic that I think everyone should know about.

First things first, let's look at this gorgeous man here

Godly man. Anyways, if we take a closer look at this photo, we notice that mr. Blitz has some
Bulkiness. What does that mean?

Bulkiness is a synonym for the word Bulk, which means of relative large size or the mass of something large.

From this we can take that Blitz is indeed a big boy with beautiful large mass.

"But DaddyBlitz, what exactly does this mean?"

When we take a look at Elias' bio/background on siege, take a look at his weight.

If you look at his weight, 75kg and transfer it to pounds, Blitz weighs 165 lbs.

How is this useful? Well remember when I explained the term bulk/bulkiness?

I decided to compare Blitz' weight with the other operators, to see how thick this man really is.

Believe it or not, Blitz is actually thicker than 25 of the operators in siege.

Here's the proof (operators are listed from slim to bulk)

Don't worry, it absolutely amazes me how a delicious meal like Blitz is somehow thicker than papa Doc.

What does this all prove then in the end?

BLITZ IS THICK. BLITZ IS THICK. BLITZ IS THICK.

Also I made this to prove to my son and mark how much meat I have.

Anyways ty for reading my research paper, I'm gonna go write more smut & flash people.

-mutedbrainiac haha 4head I am thick