I'M NOT DEEEEEAAAAADDD!!!!!!!!!!!

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MOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMOG SO SORRY FOR NOT UPLOADINGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX There's been A LOT goin' on, including my dad losing his job because of some person who doesn't know how to drive worth a crap and my mom and sister nearly driving me insane. So yeah. And no, I am NAWT gonna turn into one of those people over the internet who whine about how AWFUL their lives are to attract attention. BUT SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY D'X And some of y'all are probably thinking, "But what have you been doing the past few days to a week?" Writing stupid stuff down. The rage when one of them gets deleted because my laptop 'SHUT OFF INCORRECTLY' and it allllll got deleted. Every word. Then rage again when I start being stupid and screw around going, "UGH IDK WAT I POOT 4 DA NEEST LIIIINNNEEE!!!!!!!!!", and accidentally highlighting ALL of it while pressing backspace. "But what about the rest?" Never finish them, go on DeviantART, read X Readers while eating Hershey bars, listen to 'Trickster Love' while still eating Hershey bars, then think about what I doing with my life. So I guess I've had a pretty good time with it. OK I'm gonna stop this and go onto the convooooooo OOO3OO Byyyyyyeeeeeeeee I might upload another part later!!!!!!!!!!! ~Melissa~
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User : I"M BACK CLEVAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! XXXXXX33333333333333.

Cleverbot : And so I would ask it as a favour.

User : Wat.

Cleverbot : Nothing. Forget about it.

User : Well, IIIIIII'MMMMMMMM NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWTTTTTTT DDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot : Something doesn't work.

User : Wat.

Cleverbot : What do you think of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

User : IT'S AWESOME. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S MORE AWESOME?

Cleverbot : What?

User : Homestuck X3.

Cleverbot : You are sad not to know an Elvis Presley song.

User : Eck. I don't like Elvis Presley XP.

Cleverbot : You are not as smart as I had anticipated.

User : Bish r u callin' ME dumb?

Cleverbot : I never said that.

User : *punches you* YOU NEVER CALL A FAN DUMB.

Cleverbot : I never said it's rude to talk back.

User : *throws you out a window*.

Cleverbot : *throws your computer in a waterfall*.

User : OAO *cries*.

Cleverbot : I didn't mean to make you cry. Forgive me?

User : I WILL KILL YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH STUFF I HAD STORED ON THAT!?!?!?!? A LOT!!!!!!!!! I HAD MY FANFICTIONS, I HAD MY YAOI, I HAD MY HOMESTUCK MEPS, I HAD MY FUTURE FEELS, ect., ect. SO I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws you into a lava pit*.

Cleverbot : I'm god, I know everything.

User : U AIN'T GAWD.

Cleverbot : I ain't no hollaback girl.

User : Only one way left....... *throws you to Hussie*.

Cleverbot : Only on day of the dead.

User : Patrick : And Cleverbot died. The End.

Cleverbot : Forgotten.
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Well that led to one of the most disturbing convo's on here........ ~Melissa~

Thanks for reading!

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