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Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your son.

Virgil: I don't have a son.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a silly straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?

Virgil: Oh, God.

Kidnapper: What?

Virgil: You have my husband!

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