Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your son.
Virgil: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a silly straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?
Virgil: Oh, God.
Kidnapper: What?
Virgil: You have my husband!
YOU ARE READING
I'm bored. Have fun. Enjoy
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Kidnapper, on the phone: We have your son.
Virgil: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a silly straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?
Virgil: Oh, God.
Kidnapper: What?
Virgil: You have my husband!