Another obviously beautiful day in the elvin world. Arrows fly from all sides. Elves yell and point. Violent battles break out. Ok, let me back the T. rex up.
*at camp half blood*
Me: Hi Chloe
Chloe: Don't bother me unless you have a signed copy of Legacy Barnes & Nobles special edition...WAIT, DO YOU
Me: I wish
Chloe: we were so close last time. SO DAMN CLOSE.
Chloe: so stop bothering me.
Me: no I have a better idea.
Chloe: you're going to try again aren't you
Me: kind of
Chloe: let me guess...*thinks for literally 0.5 seconds*
Chloe: *incredulously* you're going to the elvin world to see it happen right?
Me: the book comes out in November DO REALIZE HOW LONG I HAVE TO WAIT?!?!?!?
Chloe: 4 months?
Me: let's just get jade and go, shall we?
*10 minutes later*
Jade: no
Me: but you don't even know what I was going to-
Jade: no
Chloe: you don't even read-
Jade: NO
Both of us: pleaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeee-
Jade: not after last time I'm not.
Chloe: but we just-
Jade: blew up a few thousand elvin cities, destroyed Councilor Clarette's house, accidentally burn eighteen forests,etc.
Me: when you put it that way...
Jade: I'm not coming and FYI I do read KOTLC
Chloe: we can make a detour and visit foxfire
Jade: *sighs hesitantly* I'm in.
Me: great! We need your abilities to get out of here. We're all technically half elf, but our godly blood helps us create more chaos 😈
Jade: I'm gonna use my elvin abilities
Jade: did you just talk with emojis
Me: maybe
Chloe: 😃😈😹🦄💵💵💵💎💳💳🏺
*at the big house*
Jade: *threatening Chiron with a pool noodle and screaming with all her Volicifier power*
Chiron: ok ok you can go as long as you stop "accidentally" setting the bookshelves on fire * looks at Chloe, a daughter of Apollo who is a pyrokinetic, hydrotech, and telepath* or attack the camp with snakes *looks at Jade, with an unknown godly parent who is a Guster, Shade, and Volicifier and mutters about controlling snakes* OR make the camp dissolve into civil war *looks at me, daughter of Enyo, a vanisher, Mesmer, and conjuror*
Us: *finding loopholes* Okay thanks *light leap away*
Chiron: ANNABETH GET OVER HERE AND MAKE ME SOME POOL NOODLE PROOF ARMOR.
Chiron: stOp laUGhiNg pooL nOOdleS aRe terRIFfying
*a few seconds later*
Me: Dang it there is no connection here. YOU ELVES, ALWAYS HAVING NO WIFI
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This is what happens when Keefe goes on a quest
फैनफिक्शनI love Rick Riordan . I love KOTLC. I'm on Team Keefe. Simple as that.
