January 1st : Florida Man shooting at a target in his backyard hits neighbor sitting at dining room table.
January 2nd : Florida Man arrested for attacking a McDonald's employee over not getting a straw.
January 3rd : Florida Man arrested at Mar-a-lago, says he came to talk to Trump about his $6.3 trillion.
January 4th : Florida Man arrested after hitting his dad with pizza, because he was mad he helped birth him.
January 5th : Florida Man killed ex-girlfriend, saying he was trying to get rid of the devil.
January 6th : Florida Man intentionally drove Ferrarri 360 into ocean at top speed.
January 7th : Florida Man denies syringes found in rectum are his.
