Astra: "I WILL END YOU BRITAIN!"
Tessa: "I refuse to buy tea until the taxes are gone"
Gemma: "I don't care who wins! I'm just here for the drama!" *sips milk from wooden cup*
Cassie: "I LOST MY PARENTS CAUSE OF THIS STUPID WAR"
Leona: "Great, cause of this thing my privacy is gone!"
Vega: "I have thought up of the perfect strategy to humiliate Britain-" *holds up complicated map*
Libby: "Now, Spain, I'll pay you $156,67 if you give the army supplies!"
Scarlet: "Why does everyone think I'm a spy for Britain?"
Opheila: "Why to I have to be captured by Britain?!?"
Sage: "AH HA! I have stolen King George the Third's wig! "
Clover: "At least us women don't to have to fight, cause I'd be dead by now"
Adora: "These stupid taxes caused all my favorite clothes to be so expensive! Now how I'm I suppose to buy designer gowns?!?"
Piper: "Well, I'm still alive on the bright side"

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