joey baker, duke SF, c/o 2018
- is perfect
- should have started
- had his redshirt burned for no reason
- my favorite dookie
- the ideal male humankody stattmann, virginia SG, c/o 2018
- has a hot accent
- is mean to francisco for no reason
- has too much confidence in his three point shot
- cut his amazing hair
- grows a mustache on and off and it looks bad every timefrancisco caffaro, virginia C, c/o 2018
- is legitimately precious
- redshirted because he broke his finger
- has the best bench celebrations
- is huge but also my small boialex o'connell, duke SF, c/o 2017
- my precious little gem
- changes his hair every two seconds
- too tiny to start
- a real small forward *snorts*buddy boeheim, syracuse SF, c/o 2018
- cute boi
- pale as all hell but it doesnt matter
- an absolute sniper
- just look at that facecasey morsell, virginia SG, c/o 2019
- *squeals*
- rj version 2
- will singlehandedly revive virginia's offense
- will probably get undeserved shit for replacing kyle guyvernon carey, duke C, c/o 2019
- will ball out
- is just like most duke players, looks tough, but is an actual teddy bear
- look at that smilenate sestina, kentucky grad transfer C, c/o 2015
- goddamn boiii
- proof that i have a thing for centers
- but like look at him
- kentucky is lucky to have him
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Fanfictionall of my 2018-19 & 2019-20 NCAAM crushes, plus the 2019 draft class. dont judge me. also i go off topic a few times