So first eh was like yay NANDOS BISHHHH! And then ur like no and then he took you(what ever that means) on da table cuz u don't like NANDOS so he had to show u what they tasted like and ur like yum and then u called ur bf Calum(he is sex:P) and said u cheated on him and ur leaving him for Niel cuz he BETTEH at food den him and u died in a car accident where niall lived and didn't go to ur funereal he just went to Mexico and changed his name to polo zee Mexican bebeyyyy
