"Mudbloods. Hmph! They're scum in the wizarding world." Draco Malfoy said aloud in front of Harry, Ron and Hermione intentionally.
"Back off, you bloody... um..." Ron shouted back, He didn't know what to say next.
"Ha! No balls on you,Weasley."
"You want balls? I'll give you balls you great git!" Ron pointed his wand to his balls and said "engorgio!"
Draco's mouth dropped like a capital O. "Imperio!" Draco shouted, pointing his wand at Ron's enlarged balls. He waved his wand around and around, and Ron's balls were doing the same.
"My God, Malfoy's controlling Ron's balls!" Somebody shouted.
"He must like that, the rich bastard." Somebody else shouted.
"THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS GOING TO BE DOING ANYTHING TO RON'S BALLS IS ME!"Hermione shouted, pushing and shoving her way through the somewhat large crowd.
*wolf whistles coming from the crowd*
"Diminuendo!" Hermione shouted, pointing her wand at Ron's engorged balls.
"Oh." The crowd said in unison together.
Ron's balls shrank until they were at normal size, the size of half an M'n'M.
(Oh, and BTW I cannot stress enough how much of a poofter Tom Felton is)
