a/n: fun fact, i actually look a lot like that annoying ass bitch and get confused for her all the time on omegle :/
A snoozing [name] was dreaming soundly, only to be awoken by the sound of someone knocking on her apartment door.
"Dumbass bitches kneecaps finna get stolen, whoever they is," [name] mumbled, wrapped in her fluffy [f/c] blanket like a burrito.
"no soliciting i have a gun stored up my ass somewhere-" she said, throwing the door open haphazardly. she opened her eyes, only to see our favorite dumbass, kaminari denki.
"O-oh, uhh, hiya [n-name]..." He waved, suspiciously hiding something behind his back.
"Denkle? Whatchu doin' here bb? Whatchu hiding back there???" [name] askes, trying to peek over the taller males shoulder.
"I wanted to uhh... know if u-uhm.... if uhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"C'mon, spit it out," [name] mumbled, lightly rubbing her eyes. "I'm wasting precious time that could be used for sleeping."
"[name] CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR I CAN SMELL ONE OF MY STUDENTS NEAR MY BEDROOM." Aizawa yelled from his room angrily, Kaminari shaking in slight fear.
[name] rolled her eyes and motioned for Denki to come in, which he did, slipping his shoes off and replacing them with slippers.
"So, whatcha wan-"
"Willyoupleasegoonadatewithme????" The nervous boy asked, shoving the flowers into [name]'s hands.
The two stood in an awkward silence for about a minute before [name] spoke up, Denki ready for rejection.
"Sure! Tomorrow at noon."

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slut [kaminari d.]
Humorslut /slət/ noun 1. DEROGATORY a woman who has many casual sexual partners.