This is kinda like a one shot book? Lmao 😂
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Some parts are inspired by what I've seen online, and some are stuff that I made up
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There will be Hardzello in this, so be aware if you don't like it 👌
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⚠ This is just a joke, please don't take this...
Good morning Joe! 💕💕 What's wrong? Did something happen?? Xx
(Good morning to you too xx) Have you noticed something different..?
In what way do you mean 'different'?
Am I the only one who thinks Ben is spending less time with me or.....??
I have noticed his absence, actually..
Well, I feel very cheated on.
What?? Why?? He didn't, did he??
Not in the way you'd think, but look at these TWO posts on Instagram.. WITH A CERTAIN SOMEONE.
Oh God I'm scared-
LOOK.
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SEE???????????
Oh my God, they're in France! I wanna go there w Rami someday 😍😆💕
L U C Y
Right, right I'm sorry!! 😭😭
THAT PIC ISN'T EVEN THE WORSE PART
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Oh sis no--
E X A C T L Y
The caption as well i- 😔👊
UXKFSUTOUSTKUDOTXOUF IRK BUT T H E R E ' S M O R E
Oh no--
I KNOW
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Omg Wimbledon too??
Y E A H AND I'M ON THE FLOOR SOUNDING LIKE AN INHUMANE THIHG??? I HGXXHFYRSJRYSJYRS
I also mentioned me needing your help..
.. Lucy.
Yeahhhh...?????
This may stir some beef, but I need to take a pic with you where we're chilling out and I put a caption that'll contain ALL the beef
You can bring Rami too, he can be our camera man or something lmao
The caption will say, "Gwil and Ben are so cute together."
OOOOH I LOVE THAT YES I WILL HELP YOU
Though, me and Rami will be going out on a date for lunch @ 12:30 pm-ish, and right now it's 12.. Maybe later tonight?
Yes, that's perfect
I'll tell Rami about it so u don't need to
Ok, cya tonight!! Xxx 💕💞💗💖💘💟
Cya xx
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Joe's phone
Contact Name: Ramen Milk
Rami
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Rami
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RAMI
Read at 12:38 pm
RAMI I STG IF YOU DON'T ANSWER ME IMMA CALL U 😤😤
Ramen Milk is typing...
Dude, can you stfu I'm on a date w Lucy rn and you're blowing up my phone
GOOD. I need to talk to you
Bruh Did you not read my text correctly?????? I'm on a DATE with MY GIRLFRIEND.
YES I READ IT CORRECTLY
Look, Ben has been away for a while and has been hanging out w Gwil more. Tonight I need u to take a photo of me n send it on ig so Ben knows 👀😤
Tf
Look, I'll explain more later, just come round tonight.
Lol sorry I'm busy tonight
You know, the song "Liar" was written in 1970, recorded in 1971, and released in 1974, and was written by Freddie Mercury. It is the 5th song in Queen's first album, "Queen".
I see what you did there Cha cha real smooth
Thank you Now will you help me or not?
Lol probably not
Tf whyyy????? You always say yes to these things
Read at 12:42 pm
Now you're leaving me on read i- 😔👊
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Oh also Lucy is gonna be in the pic so
Read at 12:47 pm
Wait, what?????
What do you mean??
Joe?
Read at 12:47 pm
.. Joe??
Read at 12:58 pm
JOE I STG I KJGCKHFXKYFDKYFDFYKDYDFKFYKD
A/N: Whoo, this one's a bit more longer, hope you enjoyed 💕 there's more to come, so stay tuned! If you've got any ideas for oneshots, comment them and I'll give you a shoutout if I want to write yours 💖
Irrelevant but I really should change the chapter title, because every time I read it, I think, "Creeper? Aww, man..." kugsyorsyfksykdaydb this was first written BEFORE that was a meme, but I don't realy wanna change it lmao
But, uh, yeah, if you've got any ideas for oneshots, comment them and I'll give you a shoutout if I want to write yours. They can't be nsfw related!
