Drayton you're an a$$hole

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by SuicidalLime

by SuicidalLime

(chapter 1)

*BUBBA BOI*

So uh... Basically I was... Uh kinda trying to catch a butterfly then Drayton decided to kill it and I was an upset, now chop top is trying to kill Drayton, even tho he was probably in a different state, and I don't know what to do.... Oh.... Now there's a T H O T, lemme go kill that bish....

(Now things will be taken some what seriously)

~no one's pov~

"MAGAJAEBSVJAVSFSHS" Bubba... Shouted? I guess.... "Oh... K" Drayton responded. And so Bubba went, with his chainsaw, trying to kill, 'dat bish'.... Tho.... Dat bish, ACCELERATION, YES. So Bubba also had to do a garlic bread speed. And not long after.... NIGHTTIME BISH CUZ TIME SKIPS...

... Oh boi they hunger

"How about we stop this "chase" and go gets some food"? The bish asked "k" was the answer she got... So they got food, as it turns out, her name is Zitron, she is a butch lesbian, she would love to suicide, and she has a crazy alcohol tolerance from her heritage's.... And apparently 'Zitron' I'd what Google translate claims the German word for 'lime' is.... And tbh it's fitting, with Zitron's emerald eyes and dyed black to green hair and her mostly green clothes with the occasional black.... Yeah dats a lime. After f00d they went back to Bubba trying to kill her, cuz f00d changes ppl. At some point they ended up at camp crystal lake becuz fanfic logic. I need to sleep, good night, and btw, they got food multiple times and became friens.... Now good night