Me: HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL COOKIES, so I have got a dare from galixyriver354 and its was from her sister and IM GONNA BE DOING THE DARE. Oh yeah the dare was for me to pretend ded, SO WITH LET DO IT
Tony: hey Author are you in here *see meh "ded" body on the floor* oh my godZ
Me: *pretending to be ded*
Rudolph: what's worng *see mehZ body on the floor*
Me: *still "ded"*
Rudolph: WAIT if she dead can I have her Wattpad account
Me: *hears what Rudolph said* BOI NO WILL NOT HAVE MY WATTPAD ACCOUNT, I LOVE MEH BOOTIFUL COOKIEZ TOOOOO MUCH *thorw a chair at Rudolph* AND YOU WOULD BE A JERK TO THEM *HUGS ALL OF MEH BOOTIFUL COOKIEZ* don't worry bootiful cookieZ I will protect you from the evill
MEN
Gregory: what is even happening right now
Me: okay, now I have a question from yamilextorres4 and it say so Rudolph and Tony what made you guys fall in love
Tony: his beautiful eyes and adorable face and that he is the most CUTEST thing on the Earth
Tony: I fell in love with his husome face and that he very very very very very HOT
Me: NOW LET THE PORN BEGIN
Gregory: WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY
Me: NOTHING I SAID IVE GOT A DARE FROM BYAKUGAN101 and says that tony and Rudolph to go on a date, NOW GO ON A DATE NNNNOOOOWWWW
Tony/Rudolph *goes to mc Donald's because that is the most magical place on earth*
Me: NOW US THE SHIPPING GOD I MUST MAKE SURE THAT THEY HAVE THE PERFECT DATE. BUT I NEED A DISGUISE *put on a pastel blue t-shirt with a galaxy unicorn on it and a pastel pink and white rip pants on and I galaxy hat that has cat ears on it and a neon purple moustache* done this is perfect camouflag
Gregory: 😑😑 bruh
Me: what
Gregory: not even gonna say anything about this
Me: good don't say anything *teleport to mc Donald's and pretend to work to work there and teleport Gregory to the little kid playground*
Tony: hi can I please get a coke cola and chips and a burger
Me: aww you two look so cute, are you married
Rudolph: no we're just a dating
Tony: here and my dad and my mum wouldn't want to be married at a young age
Me: but your mum and dad aren't here anymore
Tony: WAIT PARENT ARE DEAD
Rudolph: tony, you do that this author right
Me: *freaks out because he find out meh secret and makes Tony and Rudolph kiss* SHIPPPPSSSS YASSSSSS
Gregory: AUTHOR GET ME OUT OF HERE
Me: that's all for today me bootiful cookieZ and please remember to comment a dare or a question and please remember to vote. Bye meh bootiful cookiez love ya all *teleports back to the house*
Gregory: AUTHOR GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME
