im going to write a really epic fan fiction right here okay guys okay
lAst WeEK oF SUmmEr~a USUk fAnFictIOn
apple thinks I want to go to Russia
I mean I kind of do but no
once upon a time
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aflfrede joonnneds
okay im done having a stroke
Alfred jones sat on uh chair in his room eating cup noodles.
there was only a week before summer vacation ended, and he would start his senior year in high school. (lmkco idk)
he looked out the window. the house next-door blocked the view of anything besides the grass below in the yard.
nobody lived in the house yet. someone would move into it eventually.
it was around 7:00 pm, and the sun was at the perfect position in the sky for it to be bright out but also the sky started turning pink.
I am have good grammar
sUDdeNly a car pulled up outside the house next door. Alfred stared out the window like a stalker, watching as a short dude with messy blonde hair came out of the car. his eyebrows were hot lol
I mean come on look at them
they're thicc
and everyone knows it.
anyway
Alfred probably looked rather strange from the window, shoving noodles into his face, staring down at him. He looked back through the window at him and got an uncomfortable expression.
Alfred waved as he shoved open the window. "HI!!!! WHATS YOUR NAME" he screamed.
the other dude hurried inside, acting like nothing happened.
aw man, he thought. he already doesn't like me
unfazed, he went back to eating noodles
10 minutes later
"oh no."
Alfred glanced up to see where the voice had come from.
at the window across from his in the neighbor's house stood the guy he saw earlier.