imagine you and Elton are having breakfast in complete silence. No sounds whatsoever, it's like being in an isolation bubble kinda thing like you legit can't hear a fucking thing. Elton starts screaming but you can't hear it's just his mouth open real fucking wide. You try asking why he's screaming but his mouth just keeps getting wider and wider until his face literally rips and half his head falls onto the ground. there's no blood whatsoever which leads you to the conclusion that wasn't really Elton. that was a copy.
"Goddamnit!" you shout, but you still can't hear.
you run into the bathroom and take a massive shit then pick it up and run downstairs, throwing it onto the Elton copy.
it combusts at the touch of your shit, and suddenly the sound comes back. Elton, the real Elton, walks back in and asks what happened.
"I just took the fattest shit ever Elton that's what happened."
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rocketman imagines ~ but it's a meme
FanfictionImagines of elton and the cast of rocketman. this is literally just a meme hahaha you have to read it to understand awuefgkjvb idek
