shrek x trump

i swamped your heart

Shrek moves Trump to the bed urgently, his big green hands on Trumps flappy ass cheeks.
Shreks mouth was on Trumps both gasping for air but being to stubborn to pull away from eachother.
"I'm going to choke you." Shrek growls deeply in trumps plump, round, orange gusher like ear.
"Do it." Trump moans desperately tutting his hips against shreks.
Shrek yanks his tie off and wraps it around his neck.
"Yes." Trump says between gags.
But shrek doesnt stop. He tightens it by the second.
Trumps buggy eyes widen as shrek smiles down at his helpless body.
"No shrek. Please-" trump starts, he hits shreks hands. The hands that had just been making him want to explode everywhere.
Trump manages to grab a vase filled with water. He ignores the uneasiness he feels around the clear water and smashes it against shreks head. Shrek falls to the side into the floor.
Trump coughs violently. "Oh no."
The water had gotten on him.
"No, no, no, no, no." Trump says urgently.
Shrek watches in shock as Trumps legs merge into one.
"AHHHHHHH YOURE A FUCKIN MERMAID YA WANKER."
Trumo begins to sob. It sounded like a dying moose.
"Donny I'm sorry." Shrek whispers.
"SORRY? YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!" Trump screams at him, his tail moving up and down.
"I didnt. I just got to caught up in the moment- really donny-"
"NO ONE KNOWS OK? NO ONE KNOWS THAT IM- THAT IM THIS!"
"How- how did this happen?"
"MY MOM HAD SEX WITH A FUCKING WHALE OKAY? A FUCKING WHALE! EVERYONE THINKS SHES IN RUSSIA BUT SHES ACTUALLY IN JAIL FOR- FOR FUCKING HIM."
Shreks mouth drops, "You're dads a whale?"
"YES! HE'S A STUPID FUCKING WHALE. IM NOT EVEN A FUCKING MERMAN IM JUST HALF FUCKING WHALE!"
"Guess the kids are eaten whale then-"
"What?"
Shrek knocks trump out.
"Yo man this cheeto daddy really thought he was gonna get laid didn he?" Donkey cackles clicking in on his hooves.
Shrek pulls out a pistol, pointing it directly between donkeys eyes, "Sorry...buddy."