Peter: i'd hate you even if i didn't hate you
Edmund: can i be excused for the rest of my life?
Susan: goodbye everyone! i'll remember you all in therapy
Lucy: once there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone died. the end.
Caspian: krusty krab is unfair! mr. krabs is in there! standing at the concession! plotting his oppression!
Eustace: like once i met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin
