// alright bitch your next dare by @itanaruforlife And they dare you to go up to the Konoha 12 and akatsuki, and say " shisui can fuck me anytime "
* Itachi Blushes *
Itachi: " what?! "
// Yup so go, tell everyone shisui your zaddy~
* Itachi sighs, he gets the akatsuki and Konoha 12 together, and team taka just had to be passing by *
* Sasuke went to pull out his katana *
Itachi: " shisui can fuck me anytime "
* They all kind of look at itachi confused, and sasuke chocked on his siliva *
Kisame: " Who's shisui? "
// Oh fuck yeah!!
Sasuke: " but he's dead!! "
?: " Not entirely "
* Everyone turns to see shisui, and itachi whole face goes red *
Itachi: " shisui!!, How?! "
Shisui: " grace brought me back, and itachi you me now "
* Itachi makes a sound between a fake moan and high pitch yelp *
Itachi: " oh fuck yeah, take me now! "
* Itachi and shisui run off into the forest *
Naruto: " I don't get it "
Ino: " it means there going to have sex I think "
// Yeah, don't you guys have a sexual education teacher or something
Sakura: " jiraiya died, and tsunade too busy to explain to us "
// Well sit down, this is going to take awhile
~ timeskip brought to you by a whole ass box of shiita, enjoy 😏😏 ~
* After fifteen minutes of a very detailed way of sex, in all three ways. All the kids had shocked faces and some of them were cringing *
Naruto: " oh my God I think I'm going to puke "
// Oh I see, alright well vote and comment and we'll see you next time!
