It was just a normal day in the America's with waluigi waluigi was kind of lonely.He kind of needed someone to suck his pp but he never found the person.so he would beat him pp instead(uwu) on the other side of the America's there was shrek a really hot green dude(not to be racist im mexican i can't be racist uwu)
That day shrek decided to go to the other side of the America's and so...he went while walking in the newly seen park HE COULDN'T BELIVE HIS EYES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HOT AND MOIST THING HE HAD EVER WITNESSED AND SEEN i-it was waluigi but not any ordinary waluigi i-it was waluigi b-beating his own pp under a newspaper in public (UWU THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT)
And soo shrek went up to that purple man and put waluigi's leg over his shoulder and fucked him SO HARD HE DIED The end~ wouldn't that be nice but nononoo~ in reality shrek went up to that mysterious purple man and asked for his number at first waluigi wasn't very sure to give this really attractive man his number.But in the end waluigi did give shrek his number and so they became really good friend TOO GOOD OF FRIENDS that stephen Shrek's secret admirer got jealous SO JEALOUS that he decided that he would make a plan to break shrek and waluigi's friendship
To be continued~
